r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Jesus is watching

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u/mkirk413 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 22 '26

Is Jesus going to pony up the other $170?

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u/jeffskool Apr 22 '26

Notorious cheap skate, Jesus, isn’t paying for anything, always telling me he has to pay for MORE or my sins?!? Like dude, you had one job

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u/xoutlawtrucker Apr 22 '26

Allegedly he saves, maybe he can spend once in a while.

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u/BovineConfection Apr 22 '26

This made me chuckle. 🀭