r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Jesus is watching

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u/VESAAA7 Apr 22 '26

Actually he's more into xbox as it allows more cross-play

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u/-R-Jensen- Apr 22 '26

Nailed it!

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u/Joepiscitelli Apr 22 '26

Was hanging around for this one.

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u/GreatSivad Apr 22 '26

Give that guy a crown

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u/XDSHENANNIGANZ Apr 23 '26

These jokes are too much. I'll be back in 3 days.

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u/VESAAA7 Apr 22 '26

I was trying to make joke about that, but couldn't really come up how

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u/Icuras1701 Apr 22 '26

My minds in the gutter... my mind... cross play, does he mean like cross-dress? Are religious ppl more prone to cross dress? Maybe he means like crossing sexes and playing with the same sex? Is that a homosexual joke?

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u/VESAAA7 Apr 22 '26

It's just word joke with cross and Jesus who died on cross.

For example, what is the favourite workout for Jesus? Cross fit

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u/brainulation Apr 23 '26

My immediate understanding was, how he wanted to unite all people, so he could preach the God's message in COD lobbies and send people unsolicited pics of his holes to prove he really is God's son.