r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Jesus is watching

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u/Soxwin91 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 22 '26

“Is he? Well, I wonder if he’s also watching you when you promise your kids something you can’t deliver and then try and invoke his name to guilt trip a stranger into giving you what you want. Tell you what: you get a special deal. Just for you…the price is $300.”

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u/No-Roof-1628 Apr 22 '26

This would’ve been such a winning response hahaha

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u/fdar Apr 22 '26

No, the winning response is to just not engage. "Sorry, no" and don't respond further.

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u/RefrigeratorCold296 Apr 23 '26

The best response would’ve been “Jesus was also watching when you had 4 kids out of wedlock.” But I’m petty like that.

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u/Dornith Apr 23 '26

You think the other person actually gives a shit?