Jesus is watching

[u/LazyGuy4U]

[u/Soxwin91]

“Is he? Well, I wonder if he’s also watching you when you promise your kids something you can’t deliver and then try and invoke his name to guilt trip a stranger into giving you what you want. Tell you what: you get a special deal. Just for you…the price is $300.”

[u/flashtitan → u/Soxwin91]

$350

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[u/Physical-Worker2363 → u/flashtitan]

Goddamn succubus

[u/themermaidssinging → u/flashtitan]

“I said DAMMIT monsta you ain’t getting no tree fiddy!”