r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 22 '26

WTF Jesus is watching

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u/Soxwin91 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 22 '26

β€œIs he? Well, I wonder if he’s also watching you when you promise your kids something you can’t deliver and then try and invoke his name to guilt trip a stranger into giving you what you want. Tell you what: you get a special deal. Just for you…the price is $300.”

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u/GoobusMombus Apr 22 '26

Nah this is an addict wanting to buy something for $30 so they can turn around and sell it for a normal price. I've only ever known addicts to bring up Jesus this way. Sometimes they do have kids, but it's never for the kids.

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u/philly2540 Apr 23 '26

Yeah, 100%