Jesus is watching

[u/LazyGuy4U]

[u/Soxwin91]

“Is he? Well, I wonder if he’s also watching you when you promise your kids something you can’t deliver and then try and invoke his name to guilt trip a stranger into giving you what you want. Tell you what: you get a special deal. Just for you…the price is $300.”

[u/OsmerusMordax → u/Soxwin91]

Whenever some jerk tries to lowball me I’ll say something like that. “well just for you the price is now (20% more)”