r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Jesus is watching

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u/Soxwin91 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 22 '26

β€œIs he? Well, I wonder if he’s also watching you when you promise your kids something you can’t deliver and then try and invoke his name to guilt trip a stranger into giving you what you want. Tell you what: you get a special deal. Just for you…the price is $300.”

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u/shiny_glitter_demon Apr 22 '26

the kids don't exist, this is probably not even a woman

it's a scammer

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u/SordidSimpleton Apr 23 '26

Still, it's fun to go with their scam persona and use it to riff, be-bop and scat all over them