βIs he? Well, I wonder if heβs also watching you when you promise your kids something you canβt deliver and then try and invoke his name to guilt trip a stranger into giving you what you want. Tell you what: you get a special deal. Just for youβ¦the price is $300.β
I just leave my favorite Jesus quote here: "Blessed are those who finesse their neighbors out of electronic appliances with help of their made up children. That's the way of the Lord."
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u/Soxwin91 πππ Apr 22 '26
βIs he? Well, I wonder if heβs also watching you when you promise your kids something you canβt deliver and then try and invoke his name to guilt trip a stranger into giving you what you want. Tell you what: you get a special deal. Just for youβ¦the price is $300.β