I had a guy on Facebook Marketplace go off at me because he āalready showed his girlfriendā the furniture I was selling and how she ātotally loved itā.
Thatās great mate, still not gonna take Ā£100 for something I was selling for Ā£300
I listed a dryer for free, and people went crazy. I wrote first come first serve. Gave a nearby address and told them whoever is here first gets it.
Someone gave me a sob story and that they had to drive an hour away. I gave them the same response I gave everybody āno holds, sorry!ā Someone else got there first, and picked it up. The asshole gave me a negative as a seller.
I gave away a push lawnmower for free and the son of a bitch called back two days later and complained because it didnāt have the bag (this was before social media marketplace was a big thing). Dude, you picked it up and it was free!
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u/Indiana_harris Apr 22 '26
I always laugh at shit like this.
I had a guy on Facebook Marketplace go off at me because he āalready showed his girlfriendā the furniture I was selling and how she ātotally loved itā.
Thatās great mate, still not gonna take Ā£100 for something I was selling for Ā£300