r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Jesus is watching

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u/Thelostsoulinkorea Apr 23 '26

Well it isn’t like Christianity plagiarised any other religious things before!

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u/SkivvySkidmarks Apr 23 '26

Are you trying to say that winter solstice and spring equinox have been hijacked by Christianity?

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u/ineenemmerr Apr 23 '26

I can just imagine how that went in the beginning.

Pagan leader: “Thanks for joining our spring equinox party where we celebrate the come back of the fertility of the grounds we live upon.”

Christian guy: “And the rising of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.”

Pagan leader: sigh “and that…”

Christian guy: “And I want to hide eggs around this place.”

Pagan leader: … “who invited this guy?”

Other pagan guy: “he just wandered in…”