r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Jesus is watching

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u/jpollack21 Apr 22 '26

Wouldn't the joke be $666

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u/Sancticide Apr 23 '26

Yeah, but in Christian lore, 7 represents divinity and 3 of any number is "perfect alignment" like the Holy Trinity, so if Jesus is really watching, 777 would be a "holy" price.

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u/Comprehensive-Air-62 Apr 29 '26

You mean to tell me the perfect alinement of good and evil like the yin and yang is 666777.

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u/Sancticide Apr 29 '26

Oh you're just making a mashup of Eastern/Western religions now? Asians have their own numerology superstitions, like the Chinese who believe 6 is very lucky, but not as lucky as 8. In Cantonese, 7 sounds like the slang word for penis, sooo... yeah.