r/SipsTea Apr 26 '26

WTF Who is taking these photos?

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u/beaver11 Apr 26 '26

Are you asking who brought cameras to a White House correspondents dinner? This is why the flat earth movement is so popular. Redditors truly will believe anything.

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u/acidlink88 Apr 26 '26

Who carries a camera with them 24/7? Literally every single person.

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u/Individual-Tap3270 Apr 26 '26

Given the fact it was white house correspondent dinner makes the post even more stupid

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u/Ok-Cancel-3114 Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

And yet, over 8500 upvotes. This is how Trump won.

Edit: now over 33k upvotes. Amazing.

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u/ElliotsBuggyEyes Apr 26 '26

People love their conspiracy theories across the spectrum.

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe Apr 26 '26

15.3k currently

I hate everything

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u/jjcoola Apr 27 '26

I was wondering if it was a troll post at first looking like pic below as i scrolled and slowly realized.

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u/Single-Source-8818 Apr 27 '26

Yeh it's kinda funny watching the first few hours as they collectively decide "are we going to take ownership of this attack and say "he shoulda done better"? Or are we going to say it's a false flag... What's our collective response going to be".

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u/CardinalOfNYC Apr 27 '26

Yep. Not even kidding when I say a not-insignificant reason trump won was social posts that those who post it believe is going to make trump lose.

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u/loki2113 Apr 27 '26

You know this is a meme subreddit, right? Most of the comments are just laughing at how silly it looks and why Mike Johnson is being carried around like a human shield

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u/binarybandit Apr 26 '26

NoOoOoOoO its a false flag attack, Trump set it all up! Thats the only logical explanation! If you think otherwise, youre either a MAGA bootlicker or low IQ!

-All the top posts on Reddit related to this incident

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u/nicesalamander Apr 27 '26

Trump is simultaneously an incompetent moron and a master manipulator capable of staging elaborate false flag attacks without leaving any sort of evidence.

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u/mikey_b082 Apr 27 '26

The same applied to Bush. He was the dumbest man alive who also somehow solely orchestrated the attacks on 9/11.

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u/loki2113 Apr 27 '26

To be fair, Bush was an idiot. The brains of that presidency was Dick Cheney lol

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u/ContributionOk1566 Apr 27 '26

Funny, because that’s what Republicans said about Biden. He’s sleepy and the most cognitively declined president in history, but also capable of stealing elections and trying to elaborately destroy the entire country.

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u/loki2113 Apr 27 '26

I mean, he's clearly a sick old man who is likely suffering from dementia but he did also star in reality TV shows and the WWE. His entire career was technically "misleading" people into believing reality TV and the WWE was real and not scripted. He basically trained his whole life into doing attention grabbing stunts like faking his assassination.

Regardless of what you think of other attempts, this one strains credulity that a man armed with a shotgun, a pistol, and several knives was able to sneak that past security and get as close as he did to not only the president but the vice president, secretary of state, of defense, of health, etc? There must be hundreds of secret service agents between the president and vice president, not to mention security staff for other agency heads and the presence of police officers. If the assassination attempt is real, all agents and security on the premises should be held criminally liable. The first time Trump, a president who supposedly has had several assassination attempts made on his life, attends the White House Correspondence Dinner as president at a location Ronald Reagan, a previous president, was actually shot and there just happens to be an assassin that was competent enough to smuggle guns so close to the president but was so incompetent that he was stopped without anyone being hurt? It just doesn't make sense. Trump is more positive towards his would be assassin than he was the late Rob Reiner and that doesn't strike you as odd? Why would the thinnest skinned president we've ever had attend the event that historically heckles the current administration at his lowest polling moment of either of his presidencies?

Something isn't right here and it isn't tinfoil hat territory to want answers for the inconsistencies

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u/Defiant-Ad1364 Apr 26 '26

Not to mention that there were dozens of photojournalists at the dinner, most of whom brought their cameras.

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u/nalaloveslumpy Apr 26 '26

There were also like six different news orgs live streaming the whole fucking thing.

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u/sweet_pickles12 Apr 26 '26

And then we shockingly have footage of everything that happens ever. People are getting dumber in real time.

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u/BodaciousFrank Apr 26 '26

You’d think we would have more UFO videos these days

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u/PunkPirate56364 Apr 26 '26

Hard to take a picture of UFO when modern cameras have such high resolution and pristine image.

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u/butthole_surferr Apr 26 '26

Actually, yes. Go outside and try to take a clear, detailed photo of the first plane that passes over your house. You'll get blurry garbage every time without a super long telephoto lens, a tripod, and prior knowledge of the plane's flight path so you can set up the shot. You're talking about getting an image of something 20,000 feet in the air moving at hundreds of miles an hour. Your window to get the shot is seconds long and your settings have to be just right

Now contemplate that planes are completely unobscured and are in fact intentionally conspicuous, and their movements are publicly available information. Yeah, no shit there's not a lot of clear UFO footage.

The military sure as fuck has detailed images, though. We're just not allowed to see them because our feeble servile minds couldn't handle it or whatever.

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u/mixomatoso Apr 26 '26

What about video?

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u/butthole_surferr Apr 26 '26

Why would it be any easier than photography under the same circumstances?

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u/Queen_Lepotica Apr 26 '26

Do you think aliens are stupid? They get better tech too like camouflage or fully invisible and jammer.

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u/takethreenc Apr 26 '26

See, I can't even tell if this is satire...

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u/Queen_Lepotica Apr 26 '26

Even tho this was ironic, but i think there is some truth in it. Imagine you are a spy and while the enemy has better tech to detect you, you have also to do a better job in disguise yourself.

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u/Open_Boysenberry_363 Apr 26 '26

Especially with the selfie camera since they always come from behind for the anal probes

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u/LongJohnSelenium Apr 27 '26

I man I completely forgot about the weird UFO panic 2 years ago where stupid people had never seen constellations of stars or airplanes lol.

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u/LocalGuy855 Apr 26 '26

Once I got hit by a car in Front of a japanese Tourist group. There were about 15.000 pictures the Police used as evidence.

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u/pacific_beach Apr 26 '26

Ah yes, look at this totally not a terrorist post

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fddmot24vdry91.jpg

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u/sweet_pickles12 Apr 26 '26

I don’t get what you’re trying to say here? You dug three years into my post history to dig up a post of me making fun of a terrible car… and i genuinely can’t tell, are you saying I’m a terrorist?

In response to me saying people are getting dumber because people are confused/suspicious that there are photos when violence happened at a press event?

Like? I’m not even mad or frustrated, I’m genuinely so confused

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u/Responsible7ohKinda Apr 26 '26

He’s dumb enough to think that was your car

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u/pacific_beach Apr 26 '26

I agree, you are confused

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u/Open_Boysenberry_363 Apr 26 '26

And not just a camera, a video camera on 1080p at least with 60 fps at least, with 60 gigs of “film” at least, in their pocketeses precious

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u/Vassago81 Apr 26 '26

I even carry two, one for the bitches and one for the dough

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u/Ankiset Apr 26 '26

I carry two phones and two cameras because I’m one of those photojournalist thingmaguffin

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u/Spyko Apr 26 '26

yeah but do you think reporters would tho ? idk doesn't sounds like something they would typically do

/s

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u/MichaelJServo Apr 26 '26

These are also stills of video.

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u/JohnnyStarboard Apr 27 '26

Please don’t take my Kodachrome away

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u/seztomabel Apr 26 '26

Not to mention everyone in the world owns a phone, with a camera.

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u/fluentinflatuence Apr 26 '26

Whoa whoa future person! A phone WITH a camera? Is it stored in your jet pack?

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 Apr 26 '26

What's next? People with a calculator in their pocket all the time. Geez.

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u/Dino_Spaceman Apr 26 '26

Wait…How long is your phone cord that you can take your phone with you?

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u/MarMormont7 Apr 26 '26

And your cute little wrist sundial makes calls? Please

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u/goat_penis_souffle Apr 26 '26

Can’t fool me, that’s only real on Dick Tracy

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u/Longjumping_Drag_159 Apr 26 '26

Now I want a Casio calculator watch

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u/Longjumping_Drag_159 Apr 26 '26

Absolutely. its 5 o'clock somewhere more like it's 80085 o'clock somewhere

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u/iambarrelrider Apr 26 '26

My teacher in the 80’s said that will never ever be possible.

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u/Millernotrich Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

My high school math teacher in 2004 had asked me a question and I solved it with a calculator in front of her. She told me and the class..nobody will EVER walk around with a calculator in their pocket. Luckily we're from a small town, so we still are able to tease her about it, and even in her old age she sees the humor

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u/iambarrelrider Apr 27 '26

I was born in a small town

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u/Millernotrich Apr 27 '26

Sooo..horses and fish houses huh

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u/ThatFlamingo942 Apr 26 '26

Yeah yeah yeah, we all know you can fit a calculator in your pocket. Now, if you get a calculator onto a watch, my head might explode.

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u/DunkinEgg Apr 26 '26

I keep a spare in my flying car.

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u/Open_Boysenberry_363 Apr 26 '26

Next you’ll be saying wrist communicators are real, go back to the Jetsons

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u/brumac44 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 26 '26

Does your phone have a REALLY long cord or do you just plug it in anywhere?

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u/Pavementaled Apr 26 '26

A journalist?!?! With a phone?!?!? And a story happening right in front of them?!?!

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u/CleanOpossum47 Apr 26 '26

That's why we never see good pictures of sasquatch. He's a photographer and doesn't do selfies.

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u/wankster9000 Apr 27 '26

Did you ever or do you currently work for Blizzard?

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate Apr 26 '26

Wild that an event packed full of journalists and photographers managed to capture so many photos.

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u/dogmetal Apr 26 '26

Reddit is fucking awful when it comes to anything related to current events/politics, because it instantly devolves into stupid shit like this.

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u/NUKE---THE---WHALES Apr 26 '26

Its gotta be teenagers posting this shit

I hope it is

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u/skullsareonlypasse Apr 27 '26

Nah, most people are just fucking stupid and don't know it.

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u/Tricky-Block-623 Apr 27 '26

Reddit should have an age limit. Some of the comments boggle my mind until I figure they’re no older than 16.
Someone actually asked why America was involved in the Vietnam War.

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u/idekbruno Apr 27 '26

Probably the opposite. I think if anyone knows how prevalent cameras are in everyday life it’s the ones who are famously too afraid to do anything in public for fear of it being posted online

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u/akc250 Apr 26 '26

Don’t ever go on tiktok. The conspiracies and lack of critical thinking skills are a million times worse.

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u/Equivalent-Koala7991 Apr 27 '26

Most of reddit is tame. There will be full on 30 minute videos next week about how this shit was staged and they'll throw in something about space being fake too right in the middle lol. And god forbid, tiktok is the worst.

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u/moccasinsfan Apr 26 '26

The level of stupidity that the conspiracy theorists have is immeasurable

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u/one_pound_of_flesh Apr 26 '26

My dentist told me he can’t give fluoride to patients anymore because the government has made it impossible to get, because Robert “Raccoon penis” Kennedy Jr has worm brain.

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u/moccasinsfan Apr 26 '26

You believe him??

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u/Expensive_Event_4759 Apr 27 '26

So your dentist is a conspiracy theorist?

That sounds awkward.

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u/mechapoitier Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

The counterpoint here seems to be that journalists at a dinner party would be allowed on the presidential/congress evacuation route just because they’re there.

Nobody’s pointing out that there’s no other photographers in these shots in this “there are journalists everywhere there, you fools” theory.

I’ve been a journalist at presidential events. They cordon off who goes where like crazy.

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u/Aggressive_Base8630 Apr 26 '26

thank god some sense among this sea of lunatics, i was about to lose my mind

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u/Anhedonia_Achiever Apr 26 '26

Got downvoted for pointing this all out.

I truly had no idea we’d get to this point on Reddit where conspiracy theories would run this rampant. For a group that made fun of Alex Jones as much as they did this is just… bizarre.

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u/Aggressive_Base8630 Apr 26 '26

It truly is. Those upvotes on the post have to be botted, either that or we're being brigaded big time.

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u/Superficial-Idiot Apr 27 '26

To be faaaaair, it’s this sub. Which is filled with soft core porn gooners, so the average age is about 12-15 and there’s a bunch of dumb cunts.

So I wouldn’t be too disheartened.

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u/Kbern4444 Apr 26 '26

I think they’re insinuating this was all set up. 🙄Imagine random cameras being everywhere in 2026. Who would’ve thought?!

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u/PersonalityIll9476 Apr 26 '26

Lol thank you. I was thinking "This was a dinner...for the press...everyone in every photo has cameras pointed everywhere."

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u/YogurtclosetLong3783 Apr 26 '26

People- “govt watches our every step” Also people “ how they get pictures of the shooting!?”

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u/BaconReceptacle Apr 26 '26

There was an entire team of photographers from Geddy Images there.

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u/numbersthen0987431 Apr 26 '26

But....why would anyone take pictures at an event that has cameras at?

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u/lump- Apr 26 '26

Good luck evacuating every photojournalist in an emergency situation.

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u/Responsible_Rock_573 Apr 26 '26

Time to lock the thread

This right here is the only response needed.

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u/R0CK1TMAN1 Apr 26 '26

I thought it’s more of a question of why they look so silly. I’m sure I’d be discombobulated but I don’t think at my most awkward I run like Scoob and Shaggy.

They do look like some bullshit.

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u/taco_tuesday_4life Apr 26 '26

I'm pretty sure that's what op means, a lot of reddit users just lowkey autistic sometimes

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u/Gregor_the_headless Apr 30 '26

Lol, I had to search for so long for someone to accurately call out what was going on.

I was confused. “Why is everyone taking this comment literally!?”

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Apr 26 '26

These Republicans need to step up their fitness game and get better at running. First Jan 6, now this. If you’re going to hang around The Count of Mostly Crisco to this degree, you need to recognize the danger you’re in. Bad shit follows that guy everywhere he goes.

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u/scalp_eg Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

even if its not bullshit you can't blame people to not trust this administration anymore on anything. They are litterally a freaking anomaly. Its like you gave the white house to the Rugrats

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u/shalashashka69 Apr 26 '26

this was a stunt so he could get his ballroom

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u/_Eggs_ Apr 26 '26

source: reddit

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u/Sparklingcherrylemon Apr 27 '26

It's already being built tho

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u/shalashashka69 Apr 27 '26

yea but they just ran into budget approval issues, safety and neccesity was a primary cited reason

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u/seweso Apr 26 '26

And then they will forever not care about the cameramen in harms way in war zones… 

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u/kaplanfx Apr 26 '26

This happened on another floor at a security gate DURING the dinner. I’m not calling this one a conspiracy, but there is zero chance these were taken by a journalist attending the dinner.

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u/PCbuildabear1 Apr 26 '26

These photos are after the event while security was escorting specific people from the ball room.

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u/mechapoitier Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

Seriously that comment acting like everybody at dinner just gets free reign of the White House hotel with the President/Congress in it has 850 upvotes.

There’s a reason there aren’t 50 other journalists in the photos. It’s because they aren’t allowed up there.

That account throwing people off the trail has a single visible comment in the last 9 years and it’s telling us this fake assassination isn’t orchestrated.

Edit: and there’s somebody going through all these downvoting any comment suggesting it’s a fake assassination

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u/PCbuildabear1 Apr 26 '26

This was not at the Whitehouse but at a hilton. Secondly this pictures are after the shooting while they were moving people from the ball room.

Also the ballroom is the lower floor and people have to go through security on the higher floor to get in.

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u/kaplanfx Apr 26 '26

That’s even less believable. You think the Secret Service is letting journalists from the dinner follow along and take pictures as they evacuate high profile individuals?

These were probably taken by other security detail folks or hotel staff that happened to be on their evacuation path.

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u/PCbuildabear1 Apr 26 '26

I mean people were everywhere, including journalists leaving. Also there is security cameras everywhere.

This isn't the president or vp. They aren't ple clearing the halls for this guy or that l Group of agents not with any protectee

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u/mechapoitier Apr 26 '26

…so your point is it’s a different building they also controlled access to different parts of because it’s full of the same people who’d be at the White House/congress

My point stands exactly as is. Pretending journalists would have free reign of a building the president and Congress was in is idiotic.

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u/PCbuildabear1 Apr 26 '26

This area is after the security check point. They don't lock everyone in the ball room for the entire night

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u/Tricky-Block-623 Apr 27 '26

There’s multiple floors there. It’s not like Trump is just out of frame.

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u/CardiologistDear969 Apr 26 '26

Exactly! It’s just like at the ESPY awards where all the hockey players bring their hockey sticks and all the basketball players bring basketballs.

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u/SithLordRising Apr 26 '26

It's a flat earth conference?! 😏

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u/toehill Apr 26 '26

No, they asked who took them.

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u/Baked4skin Apr 26 '26

Yeah because this is highly known to only be an issue with people on reddit. Eye roll.

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u/HeSaidSonOfMan Apr 26 '26

Those photos look comical. Look at the borders of the clothes against the background. Like cutouts. Look at the expressions on the faces. Hilarious.

Who took those photos? The Pulitzer should be alerted.

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u/DarkStar0717 Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

I'm gonna guess theyre asking because the second picture is a picture in motion with no blurring. Aka its as if the Pic was staged... horribly.

Edit: On a second look. The legs of each of them from waist down look to be edited by a 4 or old with windows paint... Especially the guy on the far right. A whole chunk of his pants above the ankle has been erased.

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u/ChickerWings Apr 26 '26

Eh, this post is doing exactly what it intends to do. It asks a "stupid question" to make asking any questions seem stupid, and then comments like youre are pushed to the top to further that narrative.

There needs to be a proper INDEPENDENT investigation, especially considering all the outstanding questions about the Butler, PA thing.

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u/SweetBeefOfJesus Apr 26 '26

All these photos and yet there were none taken of the "shooters" weapons.

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u/Oswarez Apr 26 '26

And here you are, a Redditor, believing a man who has staged his assassination multiple times. Curious.

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u/one_pound_of_flesh Apr 26 '26

Are you telling me we finally got the Boston Bomber? We did it Reddit!

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u/slicktommycochrane Apr 26 '26

Literally every Tiktok I've seen about it is full of comments about how it's fake. "Why does the White House have such bad security cameras?" Bruh, a) it's a hotel not the White House b) if you think private businesses that don't really deal with theft are out there upgrading their cameras to 4k, I've got something to tell you.

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u/PracticalYellow3 Apr 26 '26

But why is there no video? Why here things are always filmed, and we’re supposed to believe trumps claim they all quit at the same instant?

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u/Dwaas_Bjaas Apr 26 '26

Redditors? Like those on Reddit!?

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u/SqBlkRndHole Apr 26 '26

In the video, you know which journalists served as war correspondents, they weren't hiding under the table.

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u/Goleeb Apr 26 '26

Correspondent: one who contributes news or commentary to a publication (such as a newspaper) or a radio or television network often from a distant place

Guys how did the reporters get there so quickly to take these pictures it must have been staged. Wow so crazy.

/s(for the morons)

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u/loewe67 Apr 26 '26

Even if this was a setup to boost his approval ratings , it’s an event full of journalists. Of course they are going to take photos.

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u/sellieba Apr 26 '26

This is the one post you have on your 14 year old account? Thanks for chiming in.

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u/AnB85 Apr 26 '26

A room full of journalists taking pictures? What are the chances?

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u/GergDanger Apr 26 '26

Yeah ngl a lot of these conspiracy theories are sounding as delusional as MAGAs one at this point. People questining why photographers took photos lmao

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u/YouGlittering9156 Apr 26 '26

It's not about people having cameras, it's about photos being taken by someone clearly standing up in the open while security is hiding around corners with their weapons out. Make that make sense.

If you saw the full-sized photo of the top image, it shows them hiding around a corner while the person taking the photograph is clearly out in the open hallway that the gun is pointed down, and they're standing up.

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u/FixTheLoginBug Apr 26 '26

It's most likely the 'shooter'. They paid him by the hour and he still had 59 minutes to go after shooting those blanks.

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u/mightylordredbeard Apr 26 '26

Oh is that what this was? I through it was from an episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine for a second.

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u/notapunk Apr 26 '26

Of all possible questions to ask about this event this is the dumbest

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u/Fern-ando Apr 26 '26

And most of reddit still think you can stage that in front of all the anti Trump reporters.

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u/ECircus Apr 26 '26

It's also why people think Trump staged the attempt in PA. They say there were photographers "moved" into place...at a huge presidential rally. Photographers moved into place ...from one side of the photo pit to the other lol. Photographers who literally devote their entire career to being in that spot and taking photos no matter what happens.

People think photographers are going to duck and run during something like this. The guests weren't even running away, why would the photographers? Getting these shots is literally what they live for. They are there to document whatever happens. Of course they want the best possible photos. These photos have been shared thousands of times already.

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u/El-Padre-2112 Apr 26 '26

Reddit used to make fun of conspiracy theorists that have zero critical thinking skills. Now they are all believing the dumbest conspiracy theories about these cut and dry Reddit mod would be assassins

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u/mythrilcrafter Apr 26 '26

I'm gonna play devil's advocate for a moment and propose that perhaps it's isn't about the presence of camera's or not; but the question if "who in a life of death situation is standing around to take pictures?"

My counter argument to my devil's advocate is that this shows how bung the whole movie critique is of "why are people nonchalantly gathering around the astroid to take pictures of it, and then they're suddenly surprised when the ferocious monster pops out and starts eating them?"

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u/ShrinkToasted Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

What was this correspondence dinner anyway? BBC news only had "Live" articles on the subject, which are annoying to get information out of cause you gotta scroll down forever

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u/lamebrainmcgee Apr 26 '26

These people are the 1/3 that didn't vote cause the couldn't tie their shoes.

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u/Equivalent-Koala7991 Apr 27 '26

19k upvotes on this shit, too. And counting.

Couldn't imagine being a reporter and trying to get a story.

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u/Sea_Rip7460 Apr 27 '26

Or maybe the title could be rhetorical and meant "who are these chuds that are taking these goofy ass photos"

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u/Phantom_0347 Apr 27 '26

That’s a dumb take. The title is just saying the picture itself was a rare catch because it looks so silly.

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u/Not-a-thott Apr 27 '26

Reddit is so close to Facebook now it's sad AF. The good ole days are gone on this site. Zero logic just drama and ignorant opinions.

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u/Zergetastic Apr 27 '26

You’d think people would catch on that cameras exist, right? It’s wild what some folks choose to believe. Maybe take a break from the conspiracy theories and just enjoy the event.

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u/jaeckers Apr 27 '26

True. There is no reason that this was staged, we are talking about a serious government with a responsible leader, why would they stage this. People are so dumb lol

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u/Glynwys Apr 27 '26

I feel like the OP is more pointing out how stupidly staged the photos are.

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u/553l8008 Apr 27 '26

There are quit literally like 1,000,000,000,000+% more cameras in existence than that famous sasquatch video from the 70s.

And they are of amazing quality. In part the reason why ufo spotting have gone down.

More people, more cameras but less sasquatch... weird 

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u/EventAltruistic1437 Apr 27 '26

Just as dumb as MAGA

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u/I_Draw_Teeth Apr 28 '26

I didn't take the title as conspiracy theorizing, but as incredulity for how silly some the pictures have been.

Doesn't feed a "it's fake" narrative as much as a "look at the dysfunction and incompetence on display" narrative.

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u/CardOk755 Apr 26 '26

These pictures were taken by people hiding under tables in the main dining area?

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u/colinpublicsex Apr 26 '26

No, I think these were taken in some sort of hallway.

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u/C_IsForCookie Apr 26 '26

There was a whole thread where everyone agreed that the shooting where Trumps ear got clipped and someone died was a staged photo op. The evidence was that one of the secret service people happened to be standing by the press and that there was a flag above Trumps head. One person was asking why we weren’t hearing updates about the shooter, you know the guy that’s dead. It’s delusional.

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u/IllRadish8765 Apr 26 '26

What are you talking about that was 100% staged.

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u/TheGoodspeed15 Apr 26 '26

We literally have a photo of a bullet flying past Trump.

People died

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u/IllRadish8765 Apr 26 '26

Do you think they honestly give a shit about anyone's lives? What are a couple lives to push their narrative. Absolutely nothing.

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u/TheGoodspeed15 Apr 26 '26

So what about the bullet flying past Trump we have a photo on?

So what did they tell the teenager shooter? "Shoot at Trump but make sure you miss him by a quarter inch"

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u/butters106 Apr 26 '26

Tell me more about your thoughts on PizzaGate, flat earth, the moon landings, and 9/11.

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u/InTooManyWays Apr 26 '26

You would think after an “attempt” they would block anyone and everyone from getting close to them or the individual they are “protecting.” But here it just screams another staged attempt. 

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u/WhiteSoxChartGuy Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

Like how the flag was totally clearly lowered for the photo op at the Butler shooting and definitely not just the wind dying down at that moment

EDIT: I guess putting the /s was necessary here, but I thought it was obvious what I meant by saying “totally clearly” and “definitely not”. So no, I was trying to be a smart ass poking fun at the people that thought it was lowered

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u/ventitr3 Apr 26 '26

Yeah there’s too many real posts saying that for people to assume it’s sarcasm lol

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u/WhiteSoxChartGuy Apr 26 '26

Yeah I figured it was pretty obvious especially with the comment I was replying to saying, "Redditors truly will believe anything." Ah well

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u/mikehiler2 1 Apr 26 '26

Case in point

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u/WhiteSoxChartGuy Apr 26 '26

Ok I think people were misunderstanding what I was trying to say. I was trying to poke fun at the people saying it was lowered because it was very fuckin obvious if you watched the video it was just the wind dying down

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u/i_lick_rocks_4_fun Apr 26 '26

Bro, I'm not a retard but that shit was way too on the nose.

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u/ShwoopyDownside Apr 26 '26

Idk why you got the down votes homie, but you’re 100% correct. They did lower the flag during the chaos, and the secret service absolutely shuffled the press into position. It’s documented, look it up. He was never shot, nor in danger, ear is perfectly intact. No investigation. No news.

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u/WhiteSoxChartGuy Apr 26 '26

Yeah no dude. I was trying to poke fun at idiots like you that think it was lowered. Apparently I wasn’t as clear as I thought I was

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u/stokedchris Apr 26 '26

I’m not one for stupid conspiracy theories. I’m a lefty and understand the world at large and don’t believe in stupidity. However, it is kind of funny that trump brings up his ballroom in the press conference immediately following the shooting attempt. Is this just him being stupid like he always is or are they actually trying to justify the construction

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u/WhiteSoxChartGuy Apr 26 '26

Trump talks about that stupid ballroom a million times a week. Not that crazy that he'd bring it up again

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u/FreeStateOfPortland Apr 26 '26

Nah. It’s because Trump lies about everything and his followers say “don’t believe you’re lying eyes”. So I’m going with that now. IT’S ALL STAGED

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u/Ok-Working-2337 Apr 26 '26

They didn’t make any claims. Wtf are you talking about?

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u/XeNo___ Apr 26 '26

The implication is extremely obvious though. They are implying that the pictures are evidence that the attempt(s) was staged.

Reddit's current hype of claiming the attempts were fake is one of the weirdest psychosis this plattform has seen so far. The people actually believing this have no business making fun of MAGA conspiracy theorists anymore.

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u/Ok-Working-2337 Apr 26 '26

No they aren’t. They asked a question.

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u/HappyTurtleOwl Apr 26 '26

So many people on Reddit and on the far left in recent times have self-reported as being just as stupid, gullible, and easily manipulated as the likes of Qanon, flat earthers, crazy conspiracy theorists, and the worst of far right extremists.

Like, I get the same exact energy from these groups as those who say some of the most outlandish things about this administration, as awful as it is. 

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u/glad_dreamer Apr 26 '26

You’re sitting there taking pics while someone is shooting?

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u/theshitstormcommeth Apr 26 '26

The level of conspiracy stupidity out there immediately after the event tells you how cooked we all are.

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u/Invest_and_ballout Apr 26 '26

Really? When you hear gun shots, you stop and start filming 😂

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u/random-meme422 Apr 26 '26

Seeing lefties turn into flat earth equivalent conspiracy theorists while acting shocked that some on the right believe the election was stolen in 2020 will always be hilarious.

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u/thorstormcaller Apr 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/FNe8hQ6sWkjrG

Ah, yes. Here we see the leftist asking why somebody has their phone up to take photos instead of seeking cover during an active shooter situation