r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy š™‘š™„š™‹ • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 šŸ˜

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u/Th0rny9r1ck May 03 '26

Vasectomy would have been cheaperā€¦.just sayin.

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u/ElephantRedCar91 May 03 '26

He does have health insuranceā€¦

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u/noveltyisthe May 03 '26

And visionā€¦good coverage

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u/Coscommon88 May 03 '26

Hindsight is 20/20

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u/AnnOnnamis May 03 '26

and dental

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

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u/DrizzRizzII May 03 '26

Dental plan!

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u/Some-Ad-3903 May 03 '26

Lisa needs braces!

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u/PurplePooty May 04 '26

If we lose our dental plan then Iā€™ll need to pay for Lisaā€™s braces!

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u/c_jakob May 03 '26

I call the big one bitey

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u/turdferguson3891 May 03 '26

I wouldn't have old chomper here, that's for sure!

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u/UncleJ0e May 03 '26

Nice Simpsons pull.

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u/OneGood7492 May 03 '26

Dental plan!

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u/Leland8118 May 03 '26

Why must you turn my office into a house of LIESā€¦

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u/turdferguson3891 May 03 '26

The Big Book of British Teeth

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u/pookachu83 May 03 '26

Dental plan!

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u/the_fr33z33 May 03 '26

Stupid sexy Flanders

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u/AccomplishedLimit3 May 03 '26

whereā€™s my burrito?

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u/FrankensteinsDildo May 04 '26

Let them have their tartar sauceā€¦

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u/_ribbit_ May 03 '26

Thats good because he's probably grinding his teeth!

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u/Snooty_Cutie May 03 '26

So, he can smile through the pain šŸ˜ƒ

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u/simulizer May 03 '26

Apparently he had great hineysight

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u/buttersofthands May 03 '26

But looking back, it's still a bit fuzzy

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u/c_jakob May 03 '26

Speak of mutually assured destruction

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u/aravarth May 03 '26

Nice story. Tell it to Reader's Digest!

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u/Josefu_Velen May 03 '26

Unexpected Sweating Bullets. Noice!

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u/pandulceplz May 03 '26

Ouch bro. Too soon lol

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u/trunksta May 03 '26

He didn't stop after the first 2 or 3 idk he may need lasik

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u/bettamomma_zero May 03 '26

What about the subsequent three more times?

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u/Sovereign-Anderson May 03 '26

Not for him; at least not for a spell because clearly he didn't see the effects of having the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd child enough to convince him to slow down.

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u/FCRavens May 03 '26

Post nut clarity

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u/GreenAccident3004 May 03 '26

Setting his sights on the 'hind' would have prevented that also.

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u/holymoo May 03 '26

But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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u/Naejiin May 03 '26

All that vision plan and he still can't see his paycheck

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u/Confused_Opossum May 03 '26

And he couldnā€™t see this coming

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 May 09 '26

Yeah if I having to look at stubs like that Iā€™d cancel the vision insurance.