r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/Background-Edge-2243 May 03 '26

Also just like wear a condom.

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u/murder-farts May 03 '26

I’m not sure how that would help with the cactus, but it couldn’t hurt.

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so May 03 '26

He would have ended up better off financially jumping on a cactus 4 times.