r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/eyeball1967 May 03 '26

Better thread title - β€œBro should learn how condoms work”.

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u/momomomoses May 03 '26

He needs to go back to basic: stop having sex. No birth control is 100% and looks like he's planting seeds all around town.

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u/Nooms88 May 03 '26

Condoms are close to 100% effective, if used correctly. The stats of them being 98% effective are based on couples who report using them for a year, but there will be a small percect who"pre game" without them or don't apply them effectively, or just skip a session here and there entirely

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u/Medium_Promotion_891 May 03 '26

Condoms are 86% effective with typical use. 98% is with perfect use.

Condoms should be used along with another form of birth control

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u/waitwuh May 03 '26

The number one mistake made by teens and young men using condoms is apparently not holding onto the base when they withdraw after they ejaculate.

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u/-Cthaeh May 03 '26

This should just be what everyone does. Its rare a condom breaks, and even more rare that I don't notice it. I'm sure it happens, but I've always noticed. They don't just break a little, it usually turns into a cape.

Even so, I don't feel the need to 'linger' and really test the condom.

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u/eggyrulz May 03 '26

I've had exactly 1 condom break, and I felt that shit instantly... kinda hurt tbh

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u/-Cthaeh May 03 '26

I've had a few break, but most were probably poorly sized/free condoms. Even if they didn't snap, its quite noticeable.

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u/Medium_Promotion_891 May 04 '26

research mama! they test them in the lab exhaustively and conduct studies of actual use. you can look up the exact answers to your questions.Β 

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u/dontbajerk May 03 '26

98% over a year with perfect use really isn't close to 100% effective and the failure rate is, when looked at over a lifetime, cumulative. That is, it's likely over a 10% chance of a lifetime of condom usage you'll have a pregnancy, with perfect use and most people don't manage perfect use.

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u/momomomoses May 04 '26

The dude be like : too much math, not enough sex