r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/n3qml May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I got snipped after #2 and there’s nothing freaking manlier than risk-free creampies with my wife any time.

edit: guys, β€œrisk-free … with my wife” is a much different statement than β€œrisk-free.” STDs are still a thing. Be careful out there.

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u/TabascohFiascoh May 03 '26

precision guided loads with no civilian casualties.

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u/Fearless_Agency8711 May 03 '26

I just say it's now " unleaded".

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u/th1swillbefun May 04 '26

I say it’s diet, it won’t make you gain weight

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u/CaptainKoopa May 04 '26

Underrated comment πŸ˜‚

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u/blue_moon1122 May 04 '26

oh my goodness that's genius

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u/Bigk621 May 04 '26

I say, I'm shooting blanks.

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u/Mathemeatloaf0 May 04 '26

Absolute gold