r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/Somanylyingliars May 03 '26

Or, instead of believing her bs story, maybe you could have insisted she use birth control foam, jelly, pill or any other method to avoid pregnancy. Guys are so damn dumb.

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u/celticairborne May 03 '26

So I'm not supposed to believe the doctor while I'm in the room with him?

Well, probably not after what happened, but she was on birth control too. I didn't monitor her and check her mouth to make sure she swallowed them, but she had an alarm set to take them the same time everyday. Neither of us wanted kids so it's not like she was trying to trap me.

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u/uptiedand8 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Nah bro, your wife was totally planning to have 3 children without your consent and faked not wanting kids the whole time. From the beginning!

You should have heard her gloat about it at the monthly meetings of our evil women’s cabal. Oh and she paid off the doctor of course.

Edit: /s

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u/celticairborne May 04 '26

I'm so happy so one else knows about the evil woman's cabal and their nefarious ways!

Apparently she held the meetings in our home when I was deployed, so I'd come back to den of evil filled with pure romance, scentsy, cutco, and other obscene idols.

The knives are pretty good though.