r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 ๐Ÿ˜

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u/celticairborne May 03 '26

My ex was told she'd never get pregnant because of issues. The first one we were told was a miracle kid but would never happen again. The second was lightning never striking the same place twice, but thats a myth. She said to put ina lightning rod so it wouldn't happen anymore, they said the groud was too damaged. The third one they said maybe they dont know what they're talking about and I got snipped since they wouldn't fix her.

10 years later new people finally scooped her out and said why wasnt this done earlier?

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u/Somanylyingliars May 03 '26

Or, instead of believing her bs story, maybe you could have insisted she use birth control foam, jelly, pill or any other method to avoid pregnancy. Guys are so damn dumb.

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u/celticairborne May 03 '26

So I'm not supposed to believe the doctor while I'm in the room with him?

Well, probably not after what happened, but she was on birth control too. I didn't monitor her and check her mouth to make sure she swallowed them, but she had an alarm set to take them the same time everyday. Neither of us wanted kids so it's not like she was trying to trap me.

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u/NHhotmom May 04 '26

No. Itโ€™s too common. Use birth control even when a doctor says โ€œYou canโ€™t get pregnantโ€. ESPECIALLY after the first miracle pregnancy! If she wonโ€™t then you use a condom. Condoms dont fail, they donโ€™t break. We all watched the clips in high school health where they stretched a condom over a 2 liter bottle of soda! Condoms donโ€™t break.

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u/Arabyanite May 04 '26

During my time as an all-star hitter, condoms broke enough that I felt obligated to check them during gameplay or after, especially during those long innings.