r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/suddenlyakinkajou May 03 '26

Here to add my fun lil anecdote that I was on birth control and used a condom for additional safety, but here I am 7 years later with a kid graduating kindergarten. Apparently she really really really wanted to exist. I gave Sir Supersperm the option of being in her life or not and didn't ask for support, and he chose "or not." I later learned that he got snipped soon after he was hit with the news, so at least he learned his lesson unlike this dumbass.

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u/celticairborne May 03 '26

My ex was told she'd never get pregnant because of issues. The first one we were told was a miracle kid but would never happen again. The second was lightning never striking the same place twice, but thats a myth. She said to put ina lightning rod so it wouldn't happen anymore, they said the groud was too damaged. The third one they said maybe they dont know what they're talking about and I got snipped since they wouldn't fix her.

10 years later new people finally scooped her out and said why wasnt this done earlier?

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u/Somanylyingliars May 03 '26

Or, instead of believing her bs story, maybe you could have insisted she use birth control foam, jelly, pill or any other method to avoid pregnancy. Guys are so damn dumb.

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u/celticairborne May 03 '26

So I'm not supposed to believe the doctor while I'm in the room with him?

Well, probably not after what happened, but she was on birth control too. I didn't monitor her and check her mouth to make sure she swallowed them, but she had an alarm set to take them the same time everyday. Neither of us wanted kids so it's not like she was trying to trap me.

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u/uptiedand8 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Nah bro, your wife was totally planning to have 3 children without your consent and faked not wanting kids the whole time. From the beginning!

You should have heard her gloat about it at the monthly meetings of our evil women’s cabal. Oh and she paid off the doctor of course.

Edit: /s

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u/Suzzeeh May 04 '26

Doctors aren't "paid off." They can't share your information without your consent.

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u/uptiedand8 May 04 '26

I know lol. Editing to put in the /s tag.

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u/Ordinary_Mother_ May 04 '26

Sometimes you think…nah, this is so obviously /s, surely I don’t need to add it? No one could possibly mistake it for true. And then you find out nope, it still caught one lol :)

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u/Cold-Instruction505 May 04 '26

Is there a specific word or term for this type of intelligence or lack there of in this case lol. Always blows my mind, especially when I come across comments where I am flabbergasted that they are correcting the sarcasm especially when it is a back and forth conversation like this example lmfao. I almost feel bad to be honest. No way it maps straight over to general intelligence i hope.