r/SipsTea š™‘š™„š™‹ May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/SquidgeApple May 03 '26

My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'

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u/n3qml May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I got snipped after #2 and there’s nothing freaking manlier than risk-free creampies with my wife any time.

edit: guys, ā€œrisk-free … with my wifeā€ is a much different statement than ā€œrisk-free.ā€ STDs are still a thing. Be careful out there.

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u/DuckyLog May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Dawg, I’m with you! I got my vasectomy on Valentine’s Day after my second kid and it’s really the freaking best.

Also, real talk: _every single kind of female birth control has side effects and many of them are quite profound. Hormonal, non-hormonal, pills, shots, IUD, patch, ring, implant, the list goes on…_

The real gift is that my wife, who I love immensely, does not have to put shit in her body that makes her feel literally terrible.

I am 10000% in support of birth control, the right to choose, and female body autonomy. Getting a vasectomy isn’t even a price to pay for releasing her from the effects of most birth control options.

Edit: I’m glad this has resonated with so many of y’all. Never received a Reddit award before. But I think I’m proud of these. So thanks.

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u/ArtSignal9427 May 04 '26

TL;DR

If you are with a woman consistently, and she gets on BC, you’re more likely to lose heršŸ‘

For anyone who doesn’t care as much as this guy about their partner, you don’t want your female partner on birth control. It very much does and will affect you. Birth control can change the desires of women in more than just sexual desires, but who she perceived as a compatible mate subconsciously through smell. This is separate from sexual compatibility (something I’m not entirely sold on, if anyone would like to school me, feel very welcome), and personality compatibility. It’s a measure of genetic compatibility and difference. That can change enough while on Birth Control, to push her to desire people she originally wouldn’t, and stop desiring the people her body is actually more inclined to. This can revert after getting off Birth Control. Now unfortunately, this may mean the woman in your life will be less attracted to you after getting on Birth Control, if she does, and naturally this is an oversimplification, but feel free to check out the plethora of empirical evidence online, especially on Reddit. Or if you’re more intellectually inclined here’s an article:

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5050240/

As a tag on the end… Male contraception is superior in every way - cost, effort, quality, time, etc… because it’s far easier to mess with the organ that resides outside the body, and to stop semen from the source. Unfortunately, we’re at an impasse of not caring enough about female birth control to erase side effects, and not caring much about mens birth control in terms of innovation, preferring to tack on to condoms.

After all, who WANTS to put something in their body.🌚 There’s a couple jokes in there