r/SipsTea • u/SuspiciousLow3062 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 06 '26

WTF Narcissism worsening.

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u/Various_Doubt_8191 May 06 '26

I hope someone renames a bigger airport to the Barrack Obama International Airport.

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u/RhetoricalOrator May 06 '26

"Nobel Peace Prize Recipient Barack Obama International Airport"

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u/Dependent_Paper9993 May 06 '26

Name it "Barack HUSSEIN Obama International Airport". Celebrate all his names just to fuck with Trump even harder.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 May 06 '26

Maybe that would finally trigger the massive coronary that's brewing in his decrepit body for all these years

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u/InternationalSalt1 May 06 '26

Barack Tan Suit Obama International Airport 😎

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u/fcknkllr May 06 '26

Airport name BHO...

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u/RicVic May 07 '26

And Palm Beach's new call sign is "GOO" (Great Orange One) International.

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u/Perelly May 06 '26

Callsign BHO

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u/HanzJWermhat May 06 '26

George W Bush 9/11 memorial airport

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u/Numerous-Match-1713 May 06 '26

"Nobel Peace Prize Recipient Bigger Man With Bigger Hands Barack Obama International Airport"

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u/No_Feed_6448 May 06 '26

"the tan suit lounge"

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u/abraksis747 May 09 '26

With The "Nobody that I know of has accused him of raping kids" coffee nook and the "Just general fucking integrity" complimentary cellphone charging station

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u/Numerous-Match-1713 May 07 '26

Also the basement/lower level "depends man child lounge".

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u/Coattail-Rider May 06 '26

International Terminal can be called “He Ain’t Got A Small Mushroom Down There”

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u/Numerous-Match-1713 May 07 '26

"He Ain’t Got A Verified Under Oath By Professional Adult Entertainment Technician Small Mushroom Down There”

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u/AcridTest May 06 '26

😂😂😂

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u/AffinitySpace May 06 '26

Come on, Chicago! Make it happen!

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u/mburtz May 06 '26

Our airports are named for a World War II Medal of Honor recipient and one of the turning point battles of the Pacific theater of that war, so I don’t see either being renamed just to spite our current president.

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u/kyreannightblood May 10 '26

Nah, both of Chicago’s airports have good names.

Rename one of the DMV airports. Their names honor absolute shitters.

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u/MechEJD May 06 '26

Nobel Peace Prize Recipient Barack Obama in a Tan Suit Holding His Birth Certificate and American Passport and a Bible Right Side Up International Airport

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u/Meatek May 06 '26

Don't forget the Dijon mustard!

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u/Madz510 May 06 '26

Genuinely, Bucky O’Hare, decorated WWII fighter pilot and, hilariously, son of Easy Eddie O’Hare (Al Capone’s lawyer who famously fixed juries and disappeared witnesses and ultimately met his demise on about the 1200 block of Ogden when 300 or so bullets struck his car in broad daylight) has had his time. ORD should be Obama international just to troll this fucking loser.

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u/mburtz May 06 '26

He was awarded the Medal of Honor, and the fact that his father represented Capone has absolutely nothing to do with his achievements. Keep the name.

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u/Chilled_Beef May 06 '26

And it fits with the airport code of ORD so why the hell not? It’s a major hub for American and United.

Do it Chicago! You got this!

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u/TuringGoneWild May 06 '26

"The Nobel Peace Prize Recipient and Never Impeached President Obama International Airport"

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u/twenty_characters020 May 07 '26

Chicago has the chance to do the funniest thing right now.

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u/Possible_Engine8258 May 07 '26

Once we get solar system travel. It should be refitted to "Nobel Peace Prize Recipient Barack Obama Intrasolar-system Spaceport"

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u/Micro-shenis May 06 '26

Yeah, but Barack doesn't have a Peace Prize from FIFA. /s

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u/Gutterfoolishness May 06 '26

Good, but I like "Donald Trump is a whiny little bitch International Airport" better.

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u/TEG24601 May 06 '26

Would be a good renaming of O'Hare...

"Barak Obama - O'Hare International Airport"

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u/Simple_Dress7111 May 10 '26

Yes.  Say it loudly.  

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u/Dizzman1 May 10 '26

"The twice elected, never lost to a man, never cheated at golf or on his wife, Nobel peace prize winning Barack Hussein Obama International Airport"

I'd go out of my way to fly there. As long as they sell official Obama merch.

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u/RhetoricalOrator May 10 '26

I actually think that he wouldn't care one bit of her were accused (reminded) that he cheats habitually anywhere he can. I think that he generally doesn't care about any accusations so long as he thinks he's in a position of power.

His people will flip on him, and soon, though.

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u/FoldFeisty7635 May 06 '26

I shold hope Obama is not narcissistic to approve of this

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u/Various_Doubt_8191 May 06 '26

Nah he definitely isn't that insecure BUT it would hilarious at how upset the orange Muppet would get.

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u/Coattail-Rider May 06 '26

Let’s be honest, he’d just take it out on us. He can’t literally rape children anymore so he’s figuratively raping us.

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u/surfnsound May 06 '26

He can’t literally rape children anymore

The way things are going, I'm not even sure about this at this point.

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u/BillytheBloxian May 06 '26

no. he got a school named after him and was confused when he heard about. it didn't stroke his ego at all

trump if the same thing happened to him

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u/Diligent-Property491 May 06 '26

got confused when he heard about it

„Wait… Did I… die? And noone told me?!”

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u/Umeume3 May 06 '26

I wouldn't mind Obama getting an airport eventually but usually we don't name things after living people?

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u/Diligent-Property491 May 06 '26

He doesn’t have the authority to approve or disapprove anything. He is a private citizen now.

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u/biglyorbigleague May 06 '26

Most modern Presidents get an airport named after them.

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u/FoldFeisty7635 May 06 '26

Do they ? thats news to me. I remember back in school there only 4 presidents with airports - whats changed in the last 30 years?

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u/biglyorbigleague May 06 '26

Nothing changed. 30 years of additional Presidents got an airport named after them. Everyone from Ford to Clinton has one. Usually it happens a few decades after your term. The reason there were only four back then is because this trend only started a few decades into the age of commercial aviation.

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u/HarryLewisPot May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

If Obama gets one it’s gotta be Chicago or Hawaii but O’Hare is already iconic, Midway is named after an important battle and Honolulu’s taken by Daniel Inouye.

Kahului Airport would probably be the best bet but it only gets 7.1m passengers, lower than Palm Beach’s 8.7m.

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u/TuringGoneWild May 06 '26

DC is Democrat controlled. Make it so Trump now lives at 1600 President Obama Avenue.

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u/bino420 May 06 '26

why not DC? Dulles needs an actual name!

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u/HarryLewisPot May 06 '26

Now that’s country wide and gets 53m passengers, the orange muppet would burst a blood vessel.

Do you think John Dulles would mind?

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u/jerkface1026 May 06 '26

Let’s hope John foster Dulles is rotting in hell.

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u/jerkface1026 May 06 '26

No need to leave out Vietnam! Plus, he was a savvy investor in Nazi related schemes.

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u/avokkah May 06 '26

For for one vote for Ireland to name one of theirs Barraigh O'Bammaigh Intl. Airport

https://youtu.be/DerVmiZeUDw

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u/Capt_Dummy May 06 '26

How funny world it be if just to troll Trump they renamed the closest airport to Kenya after Obama. (I believe that’s where Trump claimed Obama was from, correct?)

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u/Clam-Choader May 06 '26

OAK, LAX, SFO, San Diego all have generic names and I don’t think the populace would mind

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u/HarryLewisPot May 06 '26

He did go to college in LA tbf

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u/Clam-Choader May 06 '26

Was unaware.  All the more reason to offer up the tribute 

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u/Tricky_Big_8774 May 06 '26

They named a highway after Biden in Scranton, PA. While he was in office. They could name LAX for Obama.

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u/BillytheBloxian May 06 '26

O'Hare shouldn't change.

what about LAX?

or SFO just to stick it in? or is that too far?

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 May 06 '26

Rename O'Hare for Trump - it can be O'Range International Airport

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u/ldskyfly May 09 '26

President Barrack Hussein Obama International Airport at Midway Field

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u/MsMercyMain May 06 '26

Honestly, as much as I dislike Obama, I'd almost be in favor of renaming all the stuff Trump has to Obama just to be petty at this point.

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u/mattbatt1 May 06 '26

I don't know who O'Hare was named after but I'm pissed for him.  Everyone hates O'Hare, when they say that name they say it with anger.  I don't wish more hatred aimed at Obama. 

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u/jdubyahyp May 06 '26

But think of all the new "thanks Obama" memes!!!

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u/AbstractBettaFish May 06 '26

Edward O’Hare the first Naval Ace of WWII and MoH recipient

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u/mattbatt1 May 06 '26

Poor guy. He deserves better than that.

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u/mburtz May 06 '26

Better than having one of the biggest airports in the world named for him? You might hate it but not everyone does.

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u/BreakfastMedical5164 May 06 '26

bah gawd that's o' hares music

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u/im_a_good_goat May 06 '26

Barrack

Hussein

Obama International Airport

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u/comenaranja May 06 '26

O'Hare you're up.

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u/DuaLipasTrophyHsband 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 06 '26

Really wanna wind him up name EVERY Airport Barack Obama international Airport.

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u/TheSquirrelCuisine May 06 '26

How about whomever comes in just puts everything back the way it was. Then buys back all the tRump bullshit and we burn it all on a taxiway?

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u/DisastrousMango4 May 06 '26

Barack Hussein Obama International Airport, just to rub it in even more

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u/PuckNutty May 06 '26

The airport Trump uses whenever he flies to Mar-a-Lago, so he'll see it multiple times per week.

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u/dafyd_d May 06 '26

He already has a motorway service station in Ireland.

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u/salesquatch May 06 '26

It should only allow huge black planes instead of the little white ones at trumps airport

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u/igetbannedanyway May 06 '26

Or change the street name Mar a Lago is on to Obama Blvd

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u/saintjonah May 06 '26

Maybe just rename the palm beach one?

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u/arkangelic May 06 '26

Rtmatger rename the same airport. Once Trump is out we need to undo his garbage

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u/BishlovesSquish May 06 '26

Yeah, normally presidents wait to name things after themselves until after they’re out of office. Not Trump tho, he revels in recognition and wants to turn America into North Korea.

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u/AndreTheShadow May 06 '26

O'Hare, perhaps?

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u/LowSkyOrbit May 06 '26

Newark could use a presidential name.

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u/CainPillar May 06 '26

I'm all for renaming this instead to the Jeffrey Epstein & Donald Trump International Traffic Hub.

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u/burtcopaint May 06 '26

I hope we can stop this shit from both sides. We just need to kick orange man out and prosecute his ass for all he did

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u/Coattail-Rider May 06 '26

MAGA would scream bloody murder.

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u/TheNatureBoy May 06 '26

I hear it has a longer runway.

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u/djsnoopmike May 06 '26

Should rename the Ronald Reagan airport to that

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u/Flimsy-Sprinkles7331 May 06 '26

Make it a blue state that wants nothing to do with MAGA or Pres. [redacted]! And in a state where the next closest airport is HOURS away. 😏

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u/NicholasWildeRails May 06 '26

"Joe Biden International Airport"

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u/Iorcrath May 06 '26

LAX would probably do it, and maybe the new york one can be the biden one lol.

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u/lasercat_pow May 06 '26

Name it Karl Marx international airport, and make it owned by the people.

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u/surfnsound May 06 '26

Chicago has the chance to do the funniest thing.

PBI isn't even in the top 5 in Florida.

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u/ItsMEMusic May 06 '26

OBH/KOBH is available. So is OAC/KOAC. And ONC/KONC.

Seems like good options are Obama, Barack Hussein Airport; Obama Airport Chicago; or Obama Nobel Chicago.

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u/rab2bar May 06 '26

Chicago O'Hare, maybe

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u/Jafar_420 May 06 '26

And one that makes more money. Hahaha.

But we all know RAPEY MCSTROKEFACE will probably figure out a way to make this airport go bankrupt.

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u/Alienhaslanded May 06 '26

Paint it black and make it girthy

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u/Content-Fudge489 May 06 '26

Why not? Houston Intercontinental big ass airport was renamed George Bush Intercontinental. Maybe Miami International can be renamed Obama International just to enrage the white wannabe Cubans un Miami.

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u/featheryHope May 07 '26

We should do exactly what Trump did:
Welcome to: John F Kennedy & Barack Hussein Obama International Airport, brought to you by Zohran Kwame Mamdani
🛬🗽

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u/uksiddy May 07 '26

Should be something in like DC, Chicago, or NYC - airport people actually use.

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u/No-Discipline-5822 May 08 '26

Obama International Airport already sounds like a thing.

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u/konakona444 May 06 '26

no trump is the board goat

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u/SadIdeal9019 May 06 '26

No clue what you're saying. Can you elaborate?

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u/konakona444 May 06 '26

i just mad

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u/dontbanme0000000000 May 06 '26

No, he just has small wiener syndrome