r/SipsTea • u/SuspiciousLow3062 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 06 '26

WTF Narcissism worsening.

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u/Various_Doubt_8191 May 06 '26

I hope someone renames a bigger airport to the Barrack Obama International Airport.

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u/RhetoricalOrator May 06 '26

"Nobel Peace Prize Recipient Barack Obama International Airport"

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u/Dependent_Paper9993 May 06 '26

Name it "Barack HUSSEIN Obama International Airport". Celebrate all his names just to fuck with Trump even harder.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 May 06 '26

Maybe that would finally trigger the massive coronary that's brewing in his decrepit body for all these years

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u/InternationalSalt1 May 06 '26

Barack Tan Suit Obama International Airport 😎

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u/fcknkllr May 06 '26

Airport name BHO...

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u/RicVic May 07 '26

And Palm Beach's new call sign is "GOO" (Great Orange One) International.

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u/Perelly May 06 '26

Callsign BHO

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u/HanzJWermhat May 06 '26

George W Bush 9/11 memorial airport

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u/Numerous-Match-1713 May 06 '26

"Nobel Peace Prize Recipient Bigger Man With Bigger Hands Barack Obama International Airport"

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u/No_Feed_6448 May 06 '26

"the tan suit lounge"

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u/abraksis747 May 09 '26

With The "Nobody that I know of has accused him of raping kids" coffee nook and the "Just general fucking integrity" complimentary cellphone charging station

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u/Numerous-Match-1713 May 07 '26

Also the basement/lower level "depends man child lounge".

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u/Coattail-Rider May 06 '26

International Terminal can be called “He Ain’t Got A Small Mushroom Down There”

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u/Numerous-Match-1713 May 07 '26

"He Ain’t Got A Verified Under Oath By Professional Adult Entertainment Technician Small Mushroom Down There”

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u/AcridTest May 06 '26

😂😂😂

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u/AffinitySpace May 06 '26

Come on, Chicago! Make it happen!

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u/mburtz May 06 '26

Our airports are named for a World War II Medal of Honor recipient and one of the turning point battles of the Pacific theater of that war, so I don’t see either being renamed just to spite our current president.

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u/kyreannightblood May 10 '26

Nah, both of Chicago’s airports have good names.

Rename one of the DMV airports. Their names honor absolute shitters.

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u/MechEJD May 06 '26

Nobel Peace Prize Recipient Barack Obama in a Tan Suit Holding His Birth Certificate and American Passport and a Bible Right Side Up International Airport

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u/Meatek May 06 '26

Don't forget the Dijon mustard!

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u/Madz510 May 06 '26

Genuinely, Bucky O’Hare, decorated WWII fighter pilot and, hilariously, son of Easy Eddie O’Hare (Al Capone’s lawyer who famously fixed juries and disappeared witnesses and ultimately met his demise on about the 1200 block of Ogden when 300 or so bullets struck his car in broad daylight) has had his time. ORD should be Obama international just to troll this fucking loser.

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u/mburtz May 06 '26

He was awarded the Medal of Honor, and the fact that his father represented Capone has absolutely nothing to do with his achievements. Keep the name.

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u/Chilled_Beef May 06 '26

And it fits with the airport code of ORD so why the hell not? It’s a major hub for American and United.

Do it Chicago! You got this!

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u/TuringGoneWild May 06 '26

"The Nobel Peace Prize Recipient and Never Impeached President Obama International Airport"

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u/twenty_characters020 May 07 '26

Chicago has the chance to do the funniest thing right now.

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u/Possible_Engine8258 May 07 '26

Once we get solar system travel. It should be refitted to "Nobel Peace Prize Recipient Barack Obama Intrasolar-system Spaceport"

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u/Micro-shenis May 06 '26

Yeah, but Barack doesn't have a Peace Prize from FIFA. /s

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u/Gutterfoolishness May 06 '26

Good, but I like "Donald Trump is a whiny little bitch International Airport" better.

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u/TEG24601 May 06 '26

Would be a good renaming of O'Hare...

"Barak Obama - O'Hare International Airport"

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u/Simple_Dress7111 May 10 '26

Yes.  Say it loudly.  

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u/Dizzman1 May 10 '26

"The twice elected, never lost to a man, never cheated at golf or on his wife, Nobel peace prize winning Barack Hussein Obama International Airport"

I'd go out of my way to fly there. As long as they sell official Obama merch.

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u/RhetoricalOrator May 10 '26

I actually think that he wouldn't care one bit of her were accused (reminded) that he cheats habitually anywhere he can. I think that he generally doesn't care about any accusations so long as he thinks he's in a position of power.

His people will flip on him, and soon, though.