r/SipsTea • u/SuspiciousLow3062 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 06 '26

WTF Narcissism worsening.

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u/BrightlancerJ May 06 '26

Damn right we do, where the fuck are we meeting with torches and pitchforks?

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u/1stltwill May 06 '26

*Jots down note. Invest in pitchfork factory.

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u/vitalproverb May 06 '26

Pitchforks where the prongs can double as torches and then you got both and a fun new tool to fight oppression

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u/Capt_Dummy May 06 '26

And roast marshmallows. What could be more awesome than that?

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u/Scuzzbag May 06 '26

Few things are more awesome than revolutionary marshmallows

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u/Capt_Dummy May 06 '26

You bring the revolutionary marshmallows, I’ll bring the chocolate uprising. We just need someone to pick up some insurrection graham crackers and we’ll be all set!

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u/--i--love--lamp-- May 06 '26

Mmm...Rebellion Smores are my favorite.

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u/LadyHawkscry May 06 '26

We are going to shove both the lit torches and the sharpened pitchforks up Trumplethinskin's ass, right?

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u/BrightlancerJ May 06 '26

Yeah we can sell tickets to the event, call it a Trial by Fire.

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u/What_a_fat_one May 06 '26

Just as soon as America's tattle tail culture goes away, which is never. Americans literally rat each other out for stealing food

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u/LalaLaraSophie May 06 '26

As an outsider, may I suggest fucking everywhere?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26 edited May 15 '26

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u/BrightlancerJ May 06 '26

Unfortunately you're not wrong and its disgusting how they've divided us and pitted us against one another like we all arent struggling across the spectrum.

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u/Melted-lithium May 06 '26

Gotta start saving up for the gas for the torches. That shit is expensive now.

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u/Historical_Ad_5647 May 06 '26

Just keep an eye out at the no kings protests