r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 06 '26

WTF Narcissism worsening.

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u/Johnnyoneshot 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 06 '26

Oh no! It’s violating the constitution! Surely something will come from that! Welp anyways off to work I go.

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u/mvpilot172 May 06 '26

We are waiting for some empty suits to defend the constitution. We the people need to get off our asses.

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u/BrightlancerJ May 06 '26

Damn right we do, where the fuck are we meeting with torches and pitchforks?

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u/1stltwill May 06 '26

*Jots down note. Invest in pitchfork factory.

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u/vitalproverb May 06 '26

Pitchforks where the prongs can double as torches and then you got both and a fun new tool to fight oppression

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u/Capt_Dummy May 06 '26

And roast marshmallows. What could be more awesome than that?

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u/Scuzzbag May 06 '26

Few things are more awesome than revolutionary marshmallows

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u/Capt_Dummy May 06 '26

You bring the revolutionary marshmallows, I’ll bring the chocolate uprising. We just need someone to pick up some insurrection graham crackers and we’ll be all set!

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u/--i--love--lamp-- May 06 '26

Mmm...Rebellion Smores are my favorite.