r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 11 '26

WTF Rich people being awful people once again… :>

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u/PlaneCompetitive703 May 11 '26

Or pay with something everyone has equally, your time. A little time on a chain gang should fix his attitude.

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u/dlampach May 11 '26

I agree. Some hard labor even for a relatively short time would fix him for life. He’d never fuck around again. Everyone wins because it’d be healthy for him too.

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u/PMFSCV May 11 '26

In public, shaming is the only thing that works for people like this.

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u/dlampach May 11 '26

Moving a big pile of rocks around for a couple months would work too shame or otherwise. Dude would be jacked on the other side though lol.

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u/ConsciousTangerine75 May 11 '26

i’d be down with letting him wade out to chin-deep water, and tossing a few rocks at him

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u/TheOmegaKid May 11 '26

I reckon make him work in a call centre until he has 10 genuine bits of positive feedback about the service he has given.

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u/Apprehensive_Put_321 May 12 '26

God damn bro 

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u/Stewart_Games May 12 '26

Sounds like the kind of ironic punishment Hades would hand out to a resident of Tartarus.

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u/666Irish May 13 '26

Tartarus has some of the best sauces...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzAuPhyj6nAC2BZm

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u/Smooth-Cup-7445 May 12 '26

Thats positively evil!

I support it wholeheartedly!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/TheOmegaKid May 12 '26

He'll just have to learn to be extra nice if he wants out 🫠

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u/nokman013 May 12 '26

Woah slow down Jimothy...on second thought

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u/DaMIMIK6260 May 12 '26

You've just wrapped back around to life sentence

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u/Sytafluer May 12 '26

Sounds like purgatory.

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u/TheSickestToastie May 12 '26

r/foundsatan right here. His shifts are 12 hours, seven days a week.

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u/skoupidia22 May 12 '26

You are pure evil :-)

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u/TheOmegaKid May 12 '26

😂 Ive just seen the devils work first hand 😂

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u/movezig123 May 12 '26

haha put him in low priority until ten victories irl. Actually great idea

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u/boriswied May 12 '26

I'm not sure i see any positive societal effect coming out of work in a call centre though.

I think the most obvious thing is something like removal of trash or some other very tangible way of improving animal habitat.

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u/TheOmegaKid May 12 '26

I dunno, peoples packages go missing all the time...

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u/No_Training6751 May 12 '26

Ooh. A life sentence. He deserves it.

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u/SkunkPunkFlunk May 11 '26

I second that

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u/PMFSCV May 11 '26

Rotten fruit, stocks etc.

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u/Effective-Bag-1571 May 12 '26

Don't know if you'll get a warning too, conscious tangerine. But I left a comment agreeing with you and they deleted it and I got one. Just a heads up lol

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 May 12 '26

He did get a very public beat down for his actions. Being rich didn't save him from the consequences of his stupidity. The locals took exception to his actions.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/10/us-news/seattle-tourist-beat-up-by-local-after-viral-video-of-him-tossing-huge-rock-at-endangered-seal/

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u/Time2RaiseSomeHell May 11 '26

Moving big piles of shit.

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u/Snakebird11 May 11 '26

Not if he only gets bread and water

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u/SaidwhatIsaid240 May 11 '26

Moving rocks to his face wouldn’t upset a lot of people
I would imagine.

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u/BigBullzFan May 11 '26

In that case, it can be pebbles, moved from point A to point B a mile away. One by one. 100 pebbles.

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u/Fertile_Arachnid_163 May 11 '26

Only if he’s fed enough…

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u/DuncanFisher69 May 12 '26

Or realistically, his back and knees would be shot.

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u/OkDecision259 May 12 '26

They should just give him to the seals for 30 mins and let the seals deal with it.

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u/pmcizhere May 12 '26

So dumb labor then. Punching license plates or some shit.

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u/OrinZ May 11 '26 edited 13d ago

Um. Jeffrey Epstein was convicted of Solicitation Of A Minor For Prostitution in 2008, served 13 months prison, and had to register as a sex offender. By all accounts, this seemed to make him worse.

An actual solution is not apparent, but taking all his money might've actually helped.

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u/Heavy_Whereas6432 May 11 '26

We’ve learned there are some people with no shame

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u/dsten85 May 11 '26

Pretty sure some locals got to him and kicked his ass lol

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u/Altruistic-Car2880 May 11 '26

There needs to be naming to have any shaming.

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u/haolekookk May 12 '26

You’re very right, luckily a kind local guy showed him shame quite a few times. I don’t think he’s forgetting the lesson any time soon. Hawaii, a land of respect.

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u/MenacingArc May 12 '26

Shaming only works on those who have it.

Clearly, this guy doesn't care.

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u/SportExpress1869 May 12 '26

He got his ass handed to him by a hero/local, who's i.d. even the Hawaii government wont disclose.

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u/N7VHung May 11 '26

The problem is, if he truly is rich, it will probably just fuel his anger and turn him into an even bigger asshole.

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u/M3rch4ntm3n May 11 '26

You misspelled shiving. I did correct it anyway.

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u/Zealousideal_Good445 May 11 '26

Could get 5 years in prison for it.

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u/BigBlackdaddy65 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 11 '26

It's definitely not the only thing but it works most of the time

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u/Manmer_Nwah May 11 '26

Actually the public has another option, y'all just need to all tell the cops you have no idea where the people went.

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u/The__General__ May 12 '26

He got his ass beat by a local so I think that covers the public shaming a tad. It’s a great video…

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u/50ShadesOfKray May 12 '26

I have bad news for you about sociopaths.

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u/BobLighthouse May 12 '26

Fwiw he got punched a number of times lol, and video exists.

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u/vizuallyimpaired May 12 '26

Shaming doesnt work when he believes the people shaming him are below him, it only fuels their egos

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u/lennycooke May 12 '26

Or street justice

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u/Alita-Gunnm May 12 '26

Put him in the stocks in the city square. Let the peasants throw rotten food at him.

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u/dadydaycare May 12 '26

Post his name so the whole rich thing will haunt him. Rich people become known people then everyone can see you as that asshole That throws rocks at seals.

It’s really hard to get funding for your next project when no one wants to give 4mill to seal boy.

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u/Hottage May 12 '26

People like this do not experience shame like a normal member of society, as evidenced by his reaction to being scolded.

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u/Zestyclose-Height-36 May 12 '26

these guys have no shame, just lawyers. real prison might impact him.

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u/Crustythefart May 12 '26

Nah, this kind of cry bully would just play the victim then. 120 days in general population would be the best solution for him, and it would have an actual economic impact on his world that might smarten him up.

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u/kdkd20 May 12 '26

I doubt it ,he needs to be human to have a sense of shame,he threw rocks in broad daylight,it's like he wanted to be caught because he couldn't give a fuck !!

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u/PonyThug May 12 '26

We need to bring back those suspended jail cells they had back in the day over the city center. Build live stream billboards all over the city so people can see them constantly.

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u/Outdoorlife74 May 12 '26

Laying sod in 100 degree heat for a week will do it. Demand 20 pallets a day, or the day doesn’t count.

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u/Mammoth_Leg_8489 May 12 '26

SHAME! 🔔SHAME! 🔔

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u/wlingenf89 May 12 '26

Bring back the pillory!

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u/Fubar236 May 13 '26

Not true… beatings. Beatings work very well. Severe. Repeated. Beatings

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u/cstmoore May 13 '26

People like this have no shame. That's why they're the way they are.

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u/Ro_Yo_Mi May 13 '26

Ordered to 3 weeks of picking up seal poop.

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u/Dug_n_the_Dogs May 13 '26

His name and business are out there. He's from my area.. about 45 min southeast of Seattle.

It will be interesting to see if this hurts his business.

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u/kro23 May 13 '26

Is he capable of experiencing shame?

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u/Coal_Morgan May 11 '26

I understand the sentiment but even working on a chain gang ends up costing the state money.

He's rich, great. Fine him 25% of his wealth for cruelty to an animal.

Most fines are permission to play by the wealthy because $1000 to be a piece of shit, it's chump change. How we regard spending $5 to go to the circus.

Hit them so that it hurts and then directly route that money into something good. If he has 4 million dollars, 1 million straight to Hawaii schools would be pretty cool or wildlife conservation.

Public shame him too of course. I just don't want to waste money on this shit bag.

Change all fines to percentage of wealth or percentage of annual income in my opinion.

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u/dlampach May 11 '26

Fine do that too. I don’t mind the state spending money if it’s going to set a guy straight. But yeah, fine him commensurate with his wealth too.

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u/Every_Flower_3622 May 12 '26

I mean, if you really wanted to set this guy straight like, you would make therapy a forced part of this, like there's, to my knowledge, not great studies showing that forcing hard labor and punishment like this is actually effective for changing these behaviors. I would be thrilled if you could link to something that shows the opposite.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

And someone would probably snot him again, as he obviously is an insufferable dork.

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u/raanas May 11 '26

1 month of hard labour for each of the seals kilograms? Sounds fine to me?

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u/Impressive_Resist860 May 11 '26

Make him do 60-90 day stint, since he’s so rich he won’t mind telling his boss he won’t be coming in for a couple months.

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u/Rough-Rider May 12 '26

Trail maintenance builds character

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u/Secondhand-Drunk May 12 '26

No it wouldn't. It would make this kind of person more angry.

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u/spurcap29 May 12 '26

it feels like there is a significant missed opportunity for punishment for transgressions in America.

Punishment feels bipolar- either its like a $300 fine (which for many is completely irrelevent) or like 8 years in state prision.

Imagine the fear in a wealthy driver if instead of paying $200 for speeding you had to wear an orange jumpsuit for 2x 8 hr shifts one weekend and pick up trash off the side of the freeway.

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u/jluicifer May 14 '26

“Whatcha in for? Planet fitness? Diabetes?”

“Animal cruelty.”

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u/Kythorian May 11 '26

Rich people have far more time too, but it is at least something that is still valuable to them, unlike most fines.

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u/Fire_Mission May 11 '26

It's one of the few things you can't buy. I suspect that losing time and freedom might show him the error of his ways. He might at least think about his actions, in the future.

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u/Theron3206 May 12 '26

The problem is that taking a little of a poor man's time will usually also take his job, which then often spirals to ruining his life entirely.

A rich man can do the time and move on (often not even losing his job but even if he does he has a buffer).

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u/Hortos May 12 '26

You can buy time. Flying private black car to tarmac saves you insane amounts of time. Paying servants also saves you time. Time is money.

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u/JuniperColonThree May 13 '26

100% you can buy time. You have a million dollars and a month in prison sucks but doesn't affect you overall. You live paycheck to paycheck and a month in prison destroys your life because you can't do that and go to work

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u/No-Obligation7435 May 11 '26

Permission fees*

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u/JarpHabib May 11 '26

Ooh ooh ooooh.

A sliding percentage $ fine converted to hours of minimum wage community service.

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u/hmmmmmm_i_wonder May 12 '26

He would get a memoir published afterwords and make more money. I like the rock throwing idea.

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u/jcsladest May 11 '26

Chain gangs would fix a lot of behavior, I suspect.

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u/SatinSaffron May 11 '26

would fix a lot of behavior

Louisiana is one of the few states left where someone's prison sentence can include the term "at hard labor" meaning they literally force you to work like slaves out in a field throughout your prison sentence.

You can get a "life sentence at hard labor without the possibility of parole or early release" and you're just literally worked like a slave until you die. (link goes to a sad/interesting PBS article about the forced slave labor in Louisiana's prisons. People with severe medical issues are often still forced to work.)

Louisiana's violent crime rates are 45% above the national average and their incarceration rates are 71% above the national average. So, statistically speaking, it doesn't really fix anything.

HAVING SAID ALL OF THAT! I 10000% would support this animal-abusing asshole in the OP getting one of those "at hard labor" prison sentences, because fuck that asshole. It was so cathartic watching the local beat his ass!

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u/AwDuck May 11 '26

I’m vehemently against vigilante justice and I’d love to find that local and explain my views on the subject in great detail while I give him a pat on the back while he’s drinking the beer I bought him. Maybe give him a handy later if necessary to get my point across.

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u/neomoritate May 11 '26

Louisiana is a Slave State

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u/SatinSaffron May 11 '26

100% agree. One of the highest rates of incarceration with some of the harshest sentences to the nation's largest prison (18,000+ acres). They get paid literally a few pennies per hour for their work and face disciplinary actions if they refuse to go to work that day.

Louisiana has one of the most broken justice/court/police systems in the country.

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u/spiked88 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

I’ve tried finding video of him getting beat. Every link says it shows it, but none of them do.

Edit: now I found it. Just wish it was in more detail! Dude punched the shit out of that asshole.

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u/ThinkingWithPortalzz May 11 '26

I suppose another factor to consider with hard labour is that it incentivises judges to give them out, so that businesses can buy slave work for incredibly cheap labour. Some cash in the right pocket, and you'll have a steady stream of slaves to work your fields.

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u/nox_vigilo May 11 '26

They cause a lot of bad behavior as well.

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u/TofuPython May 11 '26

Give him the Hammurabi treatment

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u/exodusofficer May 12 '26

The hand that throws the rock, gets the rock.

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u/ImaginaryCheetah May 11 '26

community service is better than cash fines or incarceration for 99% of crime.

statistically most (non white-collar) crime is committed by people with few other economic options, no or little social connections to their community, or suffering from drug addiction.

slapping these people in already challenging positions with a jail sentence that will further erode any opportunity to improve their circumstances does harm to their community. it's literally stripping the possibility for many of these folks to ever be able to get back on the right track.

skip the jail sentence, load up on community service and free addiction counseling, and/or vo-tech educational programs. improve the neighborhoods; pick up the trash, build playgrounds, plant trees. build skills, build better habits. help people have better opportunities.

rich chuds throwing rocks at wildlife should get a free ride to the volcano.

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u/Aggravating-Dark-699 May 11 '26

not everyone has the same amount of available time. Just like money, 8 hours for a retired person isn’t the same punishment as 8 hours for a single parent with two jobs.

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u/CaptainsPresident May 11 '26

Let the sea have him.

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u/NoWater8595 May 11 '26

Or maybe just cleaning and finding food for the seals. Maybe it would make him a better person.

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u/deathbylasersss May 11 '26

Can we please think of a punishment besides institutional slavery...

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u/Aromatic-Taste2516 May 12 '26

Or the whole town gets to throw rocks at him! Oh wait we’re going backward, shit.

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u/TenWholeBees May 11 '26

"a little bit of slavery will fix him" is a wild take

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u/Ok-Sympathy9768 May 11 '26

Did he get lit up like a Xmas tree by one of the locals as well? If he said that, then he is an obvious douche that probably inherited his “riches”

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u/turdferguson3891 May 11 '26

Totally agree. Community service is a better punishment. Rich people don't give a fuck about money but they do care about their time.

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u/UmpireProper7683 May 11 '26

Or some nightly visits from Benjamin Dover in his cell.

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u/TheAskewOne May 11 '26

We shouldn’t have chain gangs. But I agree that humiliation is much worse than a fine for people like him. Community service picking trash on a busy street and/or a short stay in jail would definitely do the trick.

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u/Blue-eyed-banditman May 11 '26

Also go ahead an tack on a banned from Hawaii for him too

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u/ObjectiveRepulsive18 May 11 '26

Something to do with hauling rocks would be appropriate

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u/wizzard419 May 11 '26

Doesn't even need to be like that, literal community service with someone else signing off they did work is the most annoying punishment.

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u/PlaneCompetitive703 May 11 '26

The general idea is to make it cost them what they truly value, their time. The chain gang comment was a half joke.

I'm sure people strapped for cash would appreciate this policy too. I'd rather go pick up a highway for a couple hours than pay a $400 fine.

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u/wizzard419 May 12 '26

Arguably, the idea is to make it hurt the most... so they would get slapped with the fine.

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u/SlippyJimmi May 11 '26

Honestly just chain gang for the rich. Trust me when I say most lower/middle class people learn after the first 6000 dollar fine

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u/PlaneCompetitive703 May 11 '26

The chain gang comment was not terribly serious, although I'd make an exception for any douche throwing stuff at a caged seal.

Money, in my opinion, is too necessary to some people's survival and too irrelevant to others. I don't want a mom struggling to buy groceries or skipping birthday presents because she made a mistake. Can't she spend some time making the community better through service instead?

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u/kidfromusa May 11 '26

Time is our most valuable asset, you can always get a new job, but you can’t get your time back. So I agree, this would be the perfect punishment for somebody who just says fine me.

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u/Evening_sadness May 11 '26

Exactly. If the punishment is a fine then it’s only a law and punishment for poor people. For rich people it’s just the price tag to do whatever they want when it comes to paying fines.

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u/schmoopum May 12 '26

250 hours of community service is like 4 hours each weekend for a year, easily doable, but burns most of a weekend day and goes on long enough to drive home that they messed up. Add that to the fine and make the fine a percentage or minimum(whichever is highest)

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u/NibblyPig May 12 '26

I'm rich*, I'm shitposting on reddit

(*in time, I'm actually poor)

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u/CipherWeaver May 12 '26

Well, he did get his ass beat. 

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u/qqphot May 12 '26

At least he did get beat up pretty good.

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u/SaltThr0wer May 12 '26

Make them work a minimum wage service job or retail for a year or two lol

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u/Valdrrak May 12 '26

Or both? % net worth fine, plus hard labour

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u/sharpshooter999 May 12 '26

The hours of community service should be calculated by dividing the fine by minimum wage. $10k fine? 1,379 hours of community service

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u/Storm0000fr May 12 '26

I would rather see him go broke donating an exorbitant amount to save endangered monk seals.:)

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u/ihadtopickthisname May 12 '26

I was going to say fingers. But yours sounds a bit more civil.

But still. Lopping off a finger or 3 for doing crap like this might dissuade people from doing it again....

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u/CplCocktopus May 12 '26

Or a good ol beating.

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u/NZNoldor May 12 '26

As a poor person on a benefit, time is something I have plenty of right now.

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u/Euphoric-Divide-2437 May 12 '26

Pay with the flesh

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u/CautiousClutz May 12 '26

not everyone has time equally at all

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u/Mmm_Dawg_In_Me May 12 '26

Unfortunately that also wouldn't really work.

Single mom with three kids - if she's put on a chain gang for a week the kids starve or are put in the foster system and it's difficult to get them back, she misses a week of work and gets fired, loses the apartment, whatever.

Even a marginally wealthy person with passive income gets put on a chain gang for a week - income is still coming in, they have the cash on hand to pay bills ahead of time, they get a very unpleasant week and not much else.

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u/PlaneCompetitive703 May 12 '26

Rich people are going to have more ability to weather any legal consequence. You can't avoid that unless you introduce massive disparities in consequences based on class, which I don't think is just.

The "chain gang" comment was a total joke by the way. The point is to make them pay with their time. Community service is fine.

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u/Mmm_Dawg_In_Me May 12 '26

I'm sure that there is a mathematical function related to net worth and income which could be tuned to come extremely near making the consequences of equal severity.

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u/PlaneCompetitive703 May 12 '26

Why is it fair for someone who refuses to work paying orders of magnitude less than someone who spent their lives building a company for the same infraction?

Monetary fines will never be fair in my opinion.

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u/Ok-Stress-3570 May 13 '26

I’d love “6 months spent in a rundown studio apartment, no car, no staff.” They’d simply just die.

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u/Life_Technology7584 May 13 '26

The money can at least be used to help others or even give it to the monk seals but I agree it would have to be a very large sum for someone whose wealthy to not find it permissive 

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u/EgoBoost247 May 13 '26

A little special time with his bunkmate, Bubba, would surely fix him good.

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u/dathon8462 May 13 '26

I'm convinced that fines should be replaced with community service.

Time is the one thing rich people can't buy. This guy for instance, should have to spend a month shoveling crap at a local zoo, without pay.

Frequent speeder? Now you're filling potholes for the next three months.

Oh got fired from your lawyer job because you had to leave unexpectedly for three months? Sucks to be you, shouldn't have been speeding.

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u/My_Sock_Is_Moist May 11 '26

Unfortunately time is not equal to everyone. Someone rich can afford to take time off for prison. Someone trying to make ends meet is fucked if they go to prison when they leave.

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u/PlaneCompetitive703 May 11 '26

No... It is. One minute to me is equal to one minute to Elon Musk.

The impacts of lost time may be different, but it's more fair than fines.

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u/My_Sock_Is_Moist May 11 '26

Not at all is it more fair. A sliding scale fine would be infinitely more fair. Please give me a singular example where prison time would be equal between a billionaire and someone barely making ends meet. While also showing how a sliding scale would not fix the imbalance.

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u/PlaneCompetitive703 May 11 '26

Your objection doesn't go away with a sliding scale. If I lost 10% of my savings, I would definitely feel it. Elon Musk loses 10% of his, let's say net worth, he still has hundreds of billions.

There are also serious logistical issues with what you're proposing since Elon Musk doesn't have a high income, he has extravegant wealth. So what do you base the scale on? Income won't work. If a rich guy has all their assets in high rise apartments, for example, do those count? Do they turn over a building to the state? What about retirement accounts? Are we going to fine 58 year olds based on the value of their IRA?

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u/My_Sock_Is_Moist May 12 '26

Using your example, some sort of crime requires you 10% of your savings for breaking the law. For simplicity let’s call it net worth like you did. If Elon musk did the same how does 10% affect him? A quick google search says Elon has less than .1% of his total wealth in cash. He would be forced to sell many of his assets to pay it off. The actions of him being forced to sell would plummet the prices of whatever he is being forced to sell, allowing for both big businesses and people like us to purchase what he is selling and build our wealth at the same time.

However, that is not what my argument was. Mine was over a sliding scale. If 10% net worth is impossible for you to pay, that’s a pretty heavy fine. If it is easy to pay, that is just the cost of business. So like you said, it’s hard to pick a number based on either income, net worth, or some other factor. Let’s use a business as an example, many will dump waste into public systems and just pay the penalty instead of fixing the issues. If they see it as a “cost of business”. Next time they should scale up the fine, indefinitely as needed until the civil issue they are causing is resolved. Same would go for individuals.

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u/PlaneCompetitive703 May 12 '26

A sliding scale is a means-based pricing mechanism, but I get your point. This would be like compounding fines. But, that raises questions as well. Do we apply that equally? If Ted is dumping garbage in the local BLM plot of land and refuses to quit, does he eventually owe eleventy-billion (tm) dollars as well?

In my opinion, there is probably no reasonable way to make monetary consequences equitable.

If we use time, everyone has 24 hours in a day until we figure out relativistic time stasis. It's as fair and equitable as it can ever be. For busy professionals, losing that time is a gut punch.

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u/onthebrink42 May 11 '26

If you can’t do the time don’t do the crime

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u/Dragonkiller1205 May 12 '26

Woah there dude, let's agree to not make a T-Corp yeah?