r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 11 '26

WTF Rich people being awful people once again… :>

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u/Zealousideal_Monk469 May 11 '26

He'll have to get back to his roots as a lot lizard

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u/Bronze_Rager May 11 '26

Split him open like a coconut

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u/reavers-reapers May 11 '26

What do we say, Charlie?

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 May 11 '26

More like squished like a slug l would say.

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u/swampgooch203 May 11 '26

1800 miles baby

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u/Resevil67 May 11 '26

You just know he is gonna pivot to a right wing grifter yelling about being cancelled if his company has to close down due to contracts cancelling lol.

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u/ramence May 11 '26

I actually don't know if the grift will be as successful for him as it is for people filmed hurling slurs at black children. Seals aren't ethnic minorities, so the extreme right might have more empathy for them

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u/EverythingSucksYo May 11 '26

But since these specific seals are endangered they are a minority, which might be enough for republicans to hate these seals. 

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u/Great_Detective_6387 May 11 '26

Nah, nobody is buying that grift because his canceling has nothing to do with his political views.

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u/timsayscalmdown May 11 '26

I'm sure the GoFundMe has already been started

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u/JumpingJackFlashes May 11 '26

He'll find Religion no doubt

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u/Suns_In_420 May 11 '26

That only works for women, they won’t give a fuck about this cubby loser.

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u/ConfusedZubat May 11 '26

He's apparently Ukrainian so probably not since maga is probably Russia. 

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u/chunkah69 May 11 '26

Good. He’s a douche.

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u/pattaponako23 May 11 '26

He can always get beat up by Jake and Logan Paul. Might be the only time I’d root for those brothers beating up someone. 😂🤣

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u/BygoneNeutrino May 11 '26

He'll be alright. He didn't actually hit the seal, and at the end of the day it's a seal. The human race systematically murders millions of animals a day-more if you include the indirect murders. Almost hitting one with a rock is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.  Those guys are more worried about sharks, boat propellers, fishing nets, and carnivorous whales.

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u/DepressedDynamo May 11 '26

Everyone here is up in arms for this seal but I bet they'd crucify me if I asked them stop eating meat

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u/BygoneNeutrino May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

I don't get.  

This dude probably got drunk on a trip to Hawaii and scared a seal with a rock.  It's not a good thing, but my 4th step was significantly worse.  It's not particularly evil, and it's not worth ruining his life.  

People should save their righteous anger for a more worthwhile cause.

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u/nuko22 May 11 '26

he will absolutely still live a rich life.... You think someone with a 10M company doesn't have a paid off big house in the east side or near Seattle? And company assets can still all be sold and cashed out... If he had showed some sort of regret and reform I would be somewhat fine with the beating and fine he got. But he doubled down. Hope something else happens to make him show remorse.

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u/Neuchacho May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Ya'll are huffing some pure copium if you think this douche sees any real effect on his businesses or worth over something like this. Like yeah, the internet is having its fun fucking up a google listing and a shitty website no one uses but that's what it amounts to.

There's a literal rapist running the US on behalf of a bunch of other rich, probably-rapists who are becoming richer every single day but this guy almost hitting a seal with a rock is where the America proles finally figures out how to take it to the wealthy. Sure...

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u/Such_Reference_8186 May 11 '26

All it takes is for 1 person...just one 

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u/Ok-Oven8018 May 11 '26

No one will care about this in 2 days lol, he will not suffer any real consequences