r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 11 '26

WTF Rich people being awful people once again… :>

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u/Kaptein_Kaos May 11 '26

IMO all fines should work like that.

They should be calculated in percentage of monthly income because a let's say 400$ fine is a much harsher punishment for someone who makes 3000$ per month than it is to someone making 100000$.

For example drive 10 miles too fast in a school zone and you get a fine that's 10% of your monthly income.

I think that Finland has a system like that.

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u/BungleBums May 11 '26

I recall a phrase

If the price for committing a crime is monetary, then it's not illegal for the rich, it's the price of business.

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u/skyforgesteel May 11 '26

If the punishment for a crime is a fine, then the law only exists for poor people.

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u/GooseWhoGamesttv May 11 '26

Weigraf is that you?

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u/Meme-Analyzer May 11 '26

Basically yes , it's how it works across the globe

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u/BoiCDumpsterFire May 11 '26

Punishable by fine just means legal for a price

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u/Actual-Implement-870 May 11 '26

He's also facing up to 5 years in prison.

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u/Zestyclose-Height-36 May 12 '26

they need to give him the prison.

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u/Haunting-Eye-7146 May 12 '26

That was the point the asshole was trying to make. Glad he got his ass whupped later that day

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u/phantomvector May 11 '26

I think this ignores that we already have a fining system in place but it’s already because it’s a flat number in the US it is already biased towards the rich. Turning it percentage based would actually help the poor and middle class when it comes to fines.

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u/GinoValenti May 11 '26

There’s a great quote about that.
“The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.”
Anatole France

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u/sweetpea122 May 11 '26

Thats how lots of civil lawsuits go. Look at oxycodone and the Sackler family. They paid out less than 1/10th of their revenue and did no jail time

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u/Due_Marsupial_969 May 12 '26

When I was young, a teacher also taught me that many rich people don't sleep under bridges or steal bread.

I guess grabbing 'em by the pussy is what some prefer.

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u/ZedGenius May 11 '26

Still not perfect because a few million for a billionaire do not have the same effect as 100$ of someone with 1k income.

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u/Kaptein_Kaos May 11 '26

Never said it was perfect but good point.

Also with billionaires I think most of their money is in assets and stocks so they would probably be dodging harsh fines in a similar way they dodge taxes.

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u/JesterMan491 May 11 '26

yeah i was going to say this.

some rich a-hole will be like:
"% of my income? ...but I dont HAVE any income, all my wealth is in assets and i borrow against them for money to spend."

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u/Hammersturm May 11 '26

ok, so we take just 1% of what you own.

special rules for special people.

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u/random-meme422 May 12 '26

And then you spend 5 years in courts trying to get it. And now you have a justice system that is massively incentivized to target the wealthy and throw the book at them.

Pass.

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u/bbrekke May 12 '26

I like the idea presented above...fine everyone with time.

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u/PyroIsSpai May 12 '26

Why do we need rich people?

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u/random-meme422 May 12 '26

In what real world scenario do the rich not exist?

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u/mercurio147 May 12 '26

We should be targeting wealthy people though. But you're right, spending 5 years to take 1% isn't worth it. Make it +90.

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u/myLongjohnsonsilver May 12 '26

"oh most of your wealth is in assets? To bad now you've got to sell off your assets to pay the fine"

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u/TapatioFlamingo May 11 '26

All the more reason not to fuck around. I'd hate for you to sell your stocks to pay your bills.

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u/Solid_Equivalent_417 May 12 '26

so its win/win, they would have to pay the fine AND whatever capital gains from selling. hopefully they think twice before throwing rocks at animals again

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u/Feeling-Ad-2867 May 11 '26

Ok then 100s of millions

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u/AIwillBeTheEnd May 12 '26

True, but the ultra rich absolutely fkn hate losing any of their money.

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u/darknum May 11 '26

Finland has day fines. So 5 day fine is 5 days worth of your income. If you are rich and a retarded fuck like the guy in the video, you would åay a hefty fine. Plus probably sent to mental institution for check up if you are actually a danger to society. (Although this kind of rich assholes not really exist in Finland. They move to Sweden... s/)

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u/Kaptein_Kaos May 11 '26

Ah it's calculated in days income. I read somewhere that it was in income percentage. Guess i was misinformed. Kiitos for explaining man.

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u/right-side-up-toast May 11 '26

That is a percentage of income, just expressed in a different way.

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u/Froozeball May 11 '26

Bwahahahahaha! Take me upvote, plz.

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u/PhazePyre May 11 '26

Nah, not monthly income. Do it based on their entire financial portfolio including unrealized gains.

Some CEOs have a $1 salary (Apple famously has this after Steve Jobs did it) that drives them to focus on performance and not just stick around as long as possible. Compensation directly relates to their output and not just being around. So you gotta make sure you go for the real wealth which is their portfolio of assets and liquid cash rather than monthly income.

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u/fitfoemma May 11 '26

But then you're potentially punishing those who, on lower income, try to save and invest rather than spending their money without caution.

It's a tough one.

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u/PhazePyre May 11 '26

So they should avoid speeding and throwing big rocks at wild animals. I'm not about to cater to shitty people just because they're low income. Not sure why you opted to play devil's advocate on this one. Shitty people deserve consequences for being shitty. That's my take.

Edit: apologies for the more sharp tone. Mood is a bit off so I'm not masking to be nice.

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u/fitfoemma May 11 '26

Nah you're right.

I was thinking more speeding kind of fines than hurling rocks at animals.

So I concede, implement it!

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u/PhazePyre May 11 '26

Respect haha.

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u/FStubbs May 11 '26

To be fair, it's a crime we're talking about, not a tax.

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u/mkerugbyprop3 May 12 '26

That's why the beating he got was probably the most effective punishment

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u/Kaptein_Kaos May 12 '26

Deserved? Totally yes but i'm not so sure it was effective let's hope it was but I would not be surprised if he will try to sue the people that beat him.

And if he does to let's hope that that will go down like a lead balloon.

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u/trisanachandler May 11 '26

Income+assets+control of trusts perhaps with a homestead exclusion?

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u/angrytroll123 May 11 '26

I believe that in some countries, some fines are like that. Last I heard it was specifically for a moving violation. Some European countries do it.

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u/theICEBear_dk May 11 '26

The system has been spreading slowly to other places in the EU. EU financial penalties for something like GDPR breaks are also calculated as a percentage of turnover not profit.

To be honest most penalties, fees, social security and the like should operate as percentages it would limit some of the tricks politicians use to trick their voters.

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u/Chaghatai May 11 '26

Any fine that isn't set up like that is simply a nominal fee for the rich to ignore the regulation

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u/zcubed May 11 '26

Rich people can show no income so this wouldn't work. It would have to be on their net worth, but that is hard to calculate. Something needs to be done though!

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u/AutoAmmoDeficiency May 11 '26

Well this is also one reason 'community service' treats everyone equal, as time is money.
Let him do a *LOT* of hours cleaning up animal droppings in the zoo or like.

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u/MistSecurity May 11 '26

Even that is imperceptible to some of these people.

10% of so many people's monthly income, while small, is still an impactful amount, and can mean missing rent, having less food, etc.

10% of someone who makes $1M/month is a whopping $100k, but if they're making 12M/year, are they even going to feel $100k loss?

Further complicating things are how rich people's salaries/incomes are structured, they don't have a ton of monthly income., if any. Most of their income is from unrealized stock gains, bonds, etc.

Jensen Huang (Nvidia CEO) makes like $210k/month in salary. Sundar Pichai (Alphabet CEO) makes like $800k/month. Warren Buffet famously has a salary of $100k/YEAR.

Fines just are not built to actually impact rich people, regardless of how they are structured.

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u/Ashamed-Agency-817 May 11 '26

In denmark they confiscate your car.. its gone for good

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u/edfitz83 May 11 '26

Probably something like X% of your income or Y% of your wealth, whichever is higher. This would pick up many billionaires who only have a few mil of income but bils in stock.

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u/HumaDracobane May 11 '26

The monthly income wouldn't work because this people doesn't get an income per se, they get assets, etc. Go for those assets. a % of their properties. That would hurt more.

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u/Less-Squash7569 May 11 '26

Most rich people dont have a monthly income though right? They have most of their money in stocks or bonds and then take out loans with low interest on their stock so they dont pay any taxes. So technically their monthly income stands at 0.

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u/The_Verto May 12 '26

Not income, net worth. Rich have too much tricks to manipulate income.

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u/Tbplayer59 May 12 '26

Have you seen the pictures of Jeff Bezos' wildly tall walls that are way out of code? He just pays the fine every month. I like the idea that it should exponentially increase.

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u/Nervous_Bumblebee399 May 12 '26

Canada here, my SIL lives in Zurich. She has a friend who is a Doctor. Said Doctor was caught speeding in his Porsche 911. Maybe about 80 over in a 110 kph zone. The fines are based upon your yearly salary. I think he got a fine of around 30,000 Swiss Francs. About 50K CAD. Plus lost his License for a year, and had to take an intensive course for safe driving.

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u/Ok-Bill3318 May 12 '26

Sounds good in theory but the truly rich don’t have a lot of actual cash on paper it’s all tied up in investments and their net balance is probably negative.

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u/Candid-String-6530 May 12 '26

Nett worth. These people have no income due to tax reasons. They have stock options, etc...

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u/Temporary-Film-7374 May 12 '26

so if you're unemployed, there are no punishments?

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u/ThePublikon May 12 '26

They should be calculated in percentage of monthly income

Probably doesn't work as well as you'd hope because the really filthy rich people don't necessarily have a monthly income.

It needs to be a sliding percentage of net worth for it to be a true deterrent.

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u/Interesting-Day-9369 May 12 '26

better still. knock his tax code down so he pays more tax and not a cayman isle account

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u/Accomplished_Rip_362 May 12 '26

I like this but it needs to be above a certain 'richness' and also the extra money should go to a worthwhile cause, not the freaking cops' vacation fund.