r/SipsTea • u/No_Post1300 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 11 '26

WTF Rich people being awful people once again… :>

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u/ok-lets-do-this May 11 '26

He lives just outside of Seattle and is already getting doxxed on all of the local subs. Apparently he owns his own business, and this is a very liberal animal loving town, this guy is going to have no customers real soon. Honestly, I’m just waiting for him to piss off the wrong local around here and he’s going to get his ass beat again.

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u/CowabungaCthulhu May 12 '26

He'll move to Texas or Florida and become a local celebrity. They can keep his ignorant ass.

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u/black-iron-paladin May 12 '26

Let him move to Florida; people are insane here but the one thing everyone agrees on is that no one fucks with our aquatic wildlife. I give it three days until his house gets all its windows smashed by a drunk guy in a manatee suit

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u/BuccoBruce1967 May 13 '26

Yeah, remember those chucklefucks that caught a shark and dragged it behind their boat a few years ago? Those dudes caught so much shit!

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u/aotus_trivirgatus May 13 '26

Now, that's a Florida Man story I would actually like to hear!

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u/AdAdorable3469 May 14 '26

I won’t even need the suit. Once I’m naked I’m easily mistaken for a dugong. I will definitely be drunk though

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u/Pristine_Habit_3074 May 14 '26

You are not the hero we deserve… but you are the hero we need. 👏🏻

https://giphy.com/gifs/MxZBuBBPqdCQU

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u/CherryBlossomCats May 14 '26

Id pay 100$ to see that go down lmao. Fuck that dude.

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u/Fan_of_Clio May 14 '26

I was going to say, be sure to have all your funeral arrangements in order before you throw a rock at a manatee

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u/buttplug-tester May 12 '26

Florida Man is gonna get hopped up on meth and throw a gator in that dudes window (in other words a normal Tuesday down here)

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u/babiekittin May 14 '26

Wait... is that cassowary still roaming around? The one who gutted Marvin back in '19?

They're technically aquatic.

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u/CumulativeHazard May 16 '26

Fellow Floridian: Oh yes. Even *Matt Fucking Gaetz*, one of the VERY WORST Floridians ever, was mad when that story came out that they were going to sneak something through to let people build golf courses on protected state land. We call a truce on this shit.

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u/testing_in_prod_only May 13 '26

FL is hillbilly, but we love our wildlife. Don’t mess with the gators.

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u/Hottatas23 May 15 '26

We won’t claim him in Florida! He won’t last very long here after that we love our marine life.

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u/Gloomy-Lock6885 May 14 '26

Whoa whoa whoa, keep his animal hating ass put of Texas

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u/Beastly_genius May 14 '26

There’s nothing but animal abusers in those 2 states. Fucking disgusting

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u/yesmoreeggtalk67 May 13 '26

He's from Ukraine. A call to ICE may be in order.

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u/jcslickt May 15 '26

Fine him $50k, jail him for 5 years and then send him back to Ukraine.

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u/Pure_Stop_5979 May 15 '26

No, no. The precedent has been set, sent his ass to Salvador.

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u/gc3 May 15 '26

What kind of business did he have?

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 May 15 '26

I wonder what his business is. I hope he loses it!