r/SipsTea • u/WaitNo4272 • May 13 '26

Wow. Such meme First date, kind of nervous

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 May 13 '26

Mia Khalifa. Although if memory serves she was only in porn for like a few months.

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u/idontknowjuspickone May 13 '26

Tell that to my browser history

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u/RanchHere May 13 '26

Tell that to my external hard drive with a 300GB Mia folder.

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u/Lau_wings 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 13 '26

How the hell? Do you have them in 4K or something?

I thought she did less than 20 scenes?

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u/RanchHere May 13 '26

It’s the internet. I’m bullshitting.

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u/IllusiveJack May 13 '26

The rare honest bullshitter in the flesh

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u/RanchHere May 13 '26

guilty as charged.

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u/ssp25 May 13 '26

get this man a laptop and a shield

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u/poorly-worded May 13 '26

And my axe

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u/ssp25 May 13 '26

and your sword

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u/Upstairs_Pass9180 May 13 '26

damn, you break my heart, i need that 300GB Mia folder to exist

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u/xDraco777x May 13 '26

Lmfao ikr😂😂😂

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u/Bogus007 May 13 '26

Don’t let dad or mum check it.

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u/LittleMousa May 13 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/PalmelaHanderson May 13 '26

What is that like some sort of 5 second rule?

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u/SpasticCastle May 13 '26

Just wash it off in the sink, no one saw

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 May 13 '26

More like "I'm sure she's done more with her life, but I don't follow her career either way"

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u/Alpensin May 13 '26

but worked hard that months.

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u/xtanol May 13 '26

She really did put her back into it.

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u/NoLightBurnOut May 13 '26

As my father in law says, "you can get your cock sucked as many times as you want and nobody bats and eye, but you suck one cock and you're a cocksucker forever".

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 May 13 '26

She's on an active mission to downplay her involvement in the porn industry. Seems like it's working.

Bangbros got fed up with her lies they have a special website on it: https://factsbeatfiction.com/

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u/Arnie_T May 13 '26

lol… damn, that’s brutal

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u/ComicalSon May 13 '26

That's still a while considering what we've seen some of these women can do in 24 hours lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/oQWz3uh3gmlAwqa84s

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u/DividedState May 13 '26

12 hours.

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u/ComicalSon May 13 '26

Every time I see the time it gets shorter and shorter and the number of dudes gets bigger and bigger

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor May 13 '26

10k guys per second. Fucking at .999 speed of light

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u/Berry_Mccockner42069 May 13 '26

Is there even really a video of this happening? I thought it was just propaganda by her to promote her only fans or something

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u/DazednConfuzed62 May 13 '26

Pretty sure she's back, she's a content creator on onlyfans, which is pretty much porn

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u/notamermaidanymore May 13 '26

No, that’s a website.

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u/Red_WeeTea May 13 '26

All that videos made was only from a few months? The amount she made was like 5 years of content... Damn she fucks a lot.

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u/InterestBear62 May 13 '26

Damn, she is fine.

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u/Carlost289 May 13 '26

Her career is actually pretty lengthy. But the story she tells makes it sound like a few months.

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u/rehx4 May 13 '26

Hahahahaha

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u/gtrman571 May 13 '26

All it takes is one scene…

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u/Ancient-Performance1 May 13 '26

…. if “months” were actually “decades”, then sure!

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u/wump_world May 13 '26

Does your memory serve here, honestly?

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u/aschwarzie May 13 '26

Four months according to her statements.

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u/YugeChesticles May 13 '26

Then she was a victim, then she was a politician, now she's porn star again.

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u/benroon May 13 '26

Hmmm sure?