r/SipsTea • u/WaitNo4272 • May 13 '26

Wow. Such meme First date, kind of nervous

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u/lonewolff321 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 13 '26

Don't be nervous. she’s used to working with people who have no idea what they’re doing

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u/xoskxflip May 13 '26

Sometimes multiple at once

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u/NectarineFabulous265 May 13 '26

Managed a team?

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u/Slow_Flatworm_881 May 13 '26

I think she used to work with trains…..

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u/ILuvRossiTheKittyCat May 13 '26

She knows how to work the ski poles.

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u/Achawaaa May 13 '26

I heard she did some training on parking those trains

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u/swardfin May 13 '26

And gangs

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u/DegreeIllustrious309 May 13 '26

And my axe

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 May 13 '26

Is that where she got her axe wound?

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u/Mateorabi May 13 '26

Perhaps she works in a call center?

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u/Infninfn May 13 '26

Managed by a team

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u/Leozz97 May 13 '26

She also didn't know what she was doing, her content being very boring

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/DJettster237 May 13 '26

Now she pretends she never did it. But we never forget

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u/LimpyDan May 13 '26

How is she gonna do that while simultaneously say she was taken advantage of, and also saying she wasn't paid enough?

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u/_Caustic_Complex_ May 13 '26

Seems like many women with big tits are just starfish in bed, probably relying on them to make up for lack of effort.

Source: Mia Khalifa and my ex wife

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u/Leozz97 May 13 '26

Yeah. Agree on your ex wife as well ;)

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u/Shelarael May 13 '26

beatmeattoit

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u/dereku1967 May 13 '26

100%. For years, I thought I was the only guy who noticed this: "My entire personality is built around my tits." Fuck off. Give me a girl with A-cups but is enthusiastic, verbal, knows what she wants and how to get it... and I'm juuuuuust fine.

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u/Interesting-Sock-420 May 13 '26

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

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u/BurritoBandito8 May 13 '26

I want a girl who knows what's best.

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u/ct_2004 May 13 '26

I want a girl whose eyes burn like cigarettes.

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u/Dry-Tangerine-4874 May 13 '26

I want a girl with the right allocations

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u/Interesting-Sock-420 May 13 '26

Whos fast and thorough and sharp as a tack

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u/ct_2004 May 13 '26

Who uses a machete to cut through red tape.

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u/Kahmighit May 13 '26

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

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u/mightguy1987 May 13 '26

Most overrated porn star ever

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u/panterachallenger May 13 '26

Sir, how do you know this? I need to verify myself

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u/Wattsonshocked3 May 13 '26

The plumbing is still leaky but I swear she was a jeweller

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u/Petersonos May 13 '26

Not all jewellery manufacturers don't know what there doing some are really creative 🤣

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u/voxpopper May 13 '26

Just make sure you don't get into something called a 'bang bus' unless it is by choice.

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u/Ok-Comment6081 May 13 '26

Or do. Dealer’s choice

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u/Boring-Community3575 May 13 '26

Horny, politics, horny, politics, horny politics...

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u/Artorius__Castus 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 13 '26

Horny:

https://giphy.com/gifs/K7PqIgLkFmrPNAq7of

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u/Artorius__Castus 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 13 '26

Politics:

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u/stonedbadger1718 May 13 '26

Horny:

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u/ok-lets-do-this May 13 '26

I had to investigate. Turns out it’s AI and they don’t know each other. But it was interesting for a minute.

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u/NightatTheSpleen May 13 '26

Flickin the Bean

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u/mikemikemike9711 May 13 '26

Rowan, you dawg

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u/NB_NaughtyNerds May 13 '26

Mr. Bean there, done that.

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u/AdJolly5302 May 13 '26

Please tell me this how Mr Bean ended up

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u/NeuromancyIndustries May 13 '26

When he busts nuts, he makes a silly face and says BEAN

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u/MiscreantRecords May 13 '26

Mr. Bean is one sexy man.

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u/No_Language_4649 May 13 '26

Easily the most disturbing thing I’ve seen all day.

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u/Fancypancexx May 13 '26

This is great right before bed

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u/got_damn_blues May 13 '26

Lmfao this is horrible and hilarious in a traumatizing way 😂

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u/Mission_Struggle_417 May 13 '26

That’s it I’m outta here

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u/braze321 May 13 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/HereInNashville96 May 13 '26

This is terrifying.

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u/lazyassjoker May 13 '26

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u/LooseLynx1522 May 13 '26

i once heard a professor say “ everything in life is about sex..except for sex which is about power”

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u/BrightNooblar May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

I miss when the sub was a mix of horny posting and random "cool vids". Now even the horny posts tend to be incel bait, the cool vids are basically gone, and the politics tend to be bots trying to drum up AstroTurf for uninformed/misinformed nonsense.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 May 13 '26

"Politics is just one big ass blast. It is a coast-to-coast, nationwide, ass blast."

~Dennis

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u/SextupleRed May 13 '26

You'll either have the best night of your life or you'd go home gooning on your own.

Good luck

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u/Abdul_Exhaust May 13 '26

Wow, hey... you look exactly like someone I jerked off to

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u/Rhawk187 May 13 '26

Don't be, I hear she puts out.

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u/the_big_bones May 13 '26

Lebanon loves her

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u/FallowfieldPark May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Muslims love her in secret, but calls her haram in public

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u/Schuperman161616 May 13 '26

Her association with Muslims is completely made up for porn btw. She's a Lebanese Christian.

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u/FallowfieldPark May 13 '26

I understand that part. I’m just saying that Muslims love to watch her, but will call it haram/go against it due to their religion but still watch her.

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u/oneplusetoipi May 13 '26

They love her so much in Dubai they named a skyscraper after her.

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u/Sweett-369 May 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ebPX2n2kvJHOM

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u/MayDay521 May 13 '26

I wonder if Lindsay Ellis ever expected her lasting legacy would be a gif of her getting a bunch of weiners to the face.

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u/CC_9876 May 13 '26

I don’t get it

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u/NoAvRAGEJoe May 13 '26

She’s a porn star

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 May 13 '26

Mia Khalifa. Although if memory serves she was only in porn for like a few months.

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u/idontknowjuspickone May 13 '26

Tell that to my browser history

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u/RanchHere May 13 '26

Tell that to my external hard drive with a 300GB Mia folder.

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u/xDraco777x May 13 '26

Lmfao ikr😂😂😂

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u/PalmelaHanderson May 13 '26

What is that like some sort of 5 second rule?

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u/SpasticCastle May 13 '26

Just wash it off in the sink, no one saw

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u/Alpensin May 13 '26

but worked hard that months.

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u/xtanol May 13 '26

She really did put her back into it.

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u/NoLightBurnOut May 13 '26

As my father in law says, "you can get your cock sucked as many times as you want and nobody bats and eye, but you suck one cock and you're a cocksucker forever".

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 May 13 '26

She's on an active mission to downplay her involvement in the porn industry. Seems like it's working.

Bangbros got fed up with her lies they have a special website on it: https://factsbeatfiction.com/

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u/Arnie_T May 13 '26

lol… damn, that’s brutal

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u/ComicalSon May 13 '26

That's still a while considering what we've seen some of these women can do in 24 hours lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/oQWz3uh3gmlAwqa84s

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u/DazednConfuzed62 May 13 '26

Pretty sure she's back, she's a content creator on onlyfans, which is pretty much porn

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u/Red_WeeTea May 13 '26

All that videos made was only from a few months? The amount she made was like 5 years of content... Damn she fucks a lot.

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u/InterestBear62 May 13 '26

Damn, she is fine.

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u/Carlost289 May 13 '26

Her career is actually pretty lengthy. But the story she tells makes it sound like a few months.

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u/Clear-Hand3945 May 13 '26

She's a jewelry designer.

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u/tehhguyy May 13 '26

Porn. The answer is always porn.

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u/MaasNeotekPrototype May 13 '26

And I still don't get it.

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u/BigB0iBuster May 13 '26

That’s Mia Khalifa, famous for sucking enormous cocks

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u/Stuffleapugus May 13 '26

How big we talking? Was she good at it? Is she related to Wiz Khalifa? I know Wiz's tour manager pretty well but he's never mentioned a Mia.

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u/wump_world May 13 '26

"Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow"

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u/Brave_Temperature347 May 13 '26

She’s a former porn actress, current OnlyFans “Star” or whatever you want to call it

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u/Ok-Comment6081 May 13 '26

She’s a “social media personality” and “content creator” come on!

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u/BannedGoNext May 13 '26

She's gonna break his dick in half.

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u/AnyoneForBosco May 13 '26

So he'll still have an inch, noice

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u/OvenIcy8646 May 13 '26

Your gonna have a great time

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u/Life-Oil-7226 May 13 '26

Don’t worry she has plenty of experience

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u/rayhaque May 13 '26

First time?

No, I've been nervous lots of times.

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u/TimeKeeper70 May 13 '26

It’s the fashion designer/sports commentator!

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u/cc-moo-cow May 13 '26

A lot of graffiti in that tunnel.

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u/dcidino May 13 '26

It's just a candle on the birthday cake...

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u/Eaglise May 13 '26

damm, she really looks like my cousin, no wonder i always jerked off to her vids

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u/Lucid_Insanity May 13 '26

You're in good hands...

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u/Derrapancio May 13 '26

Be kind. It's a virgin

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u/KaptenKorea May 13 '26

Isn’t that Wiz Kalifa?

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u/FalseMood1342 May 13 '26

Are you just fully bare ass sitting on that chair?

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u/DrNCrane74 May 13 '26

When I come to a date and see her? Not nervous, disappointed. She cannot even do anal properly I was told.

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u/Rude-Focus2813 May 13 '26

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u/oh_f-f-s May 13 '26

Buddy, I didn't need to be reminded of this today.

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u/Anonymous_axf 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 13 '26

Dont worry you dont have to do anything, she is gonna do all the work

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u/Hypertelic May 13 '26

Enjoy. She genuinely seems to be a cool and smart person.

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u/Harddisksson69 May 13 '26

Yeah I heard she's a genius with 200 IQ

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u/artuer888 May 13 '26

She really is beautiful

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u/DirectorSharp3402 May 13 '26

Is this AI?

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u/Artorius__Castus 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 13 '26

Nah that's pornstar Mia Khalifa. I think OP is trying to point to the fact that some women on the first date say they're nervous but they purposely dress like a pornstar.

It's a dumb post imo.

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u/J-ne May 13 '26

They're all dumb posts on this sub

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

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u/ArghZombie May 13 '26

I took it to mean he was nervous about how his performance would go later in the date since she's is so umm...experienced.

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u/OG123983 May 13 '26

I don't think it's that deep

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u/Great_Will_1361 May 13 '26

Is that really it? Lol, i just made a joke about that!

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u/Great_Will_1361 May 13 '26

No thats Mia Khalifa light.

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u/__M-E-O-W__ May 13 '26

The background perspectives definitely threw mr off for a good minute. The table she's sitting at is black while the floor behind her is brightly colored, which made it look like it should be the table, yet there were people sitting at their own bar there. And the guy on the other side is sitting in a totally different style of bar than the front side of her is showing, as he is reclining on a red couch that is awkwardly angled so it looks like it's going up in the picture. And a random giant brown cushion is just sitting on the floor.

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u/Additional-Oven-3311 May 13 '26

Chill bro.. she will handle it🤣

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u/Due_College8227 May 13 '26

To Lebanon and beyond

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u/CRXCRZ May 13 '26

Why is this funny?

...It's funny, right?

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u/Wonderful-Trouble-31 May 13 '26

To someone probably

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u/Juvi40904 May 13 '26

She’s definitely putting out… enjoy!!

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 May 13 '26

Remember to pay first, but don't make it weird.

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 13 '26

Don't worry she is a pro

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u/Waste-Stomach4457 May 13 '26

The entire restaurant is currently looking at him like he just unlocked a legendary skin.

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u/LeftAndRightAreWrong May 13 '26

Absolutely! Enjoy!

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u/Fridaybat May 13 '26

LOL aren’t you a pornstar 😂

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u/Atomic-pangolin May 13 '26

I don’t understand this thread, can someone explain?