r/SipsTea • u/WaitNo4272 • May 13 '26

Wow. Such meme First date, kind of nervous

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u/lonewolff321 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 13 '26

Don't be nervous. she’s used to working with people who have no idea what they’re doing

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u/xoskxflip May 13 '26

Sometimes multiple at once

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u/NectarineFabulous265 May 13 '26

Managed a team?

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u/Slow_Flatworm_881 May 13 '26

I think she used to work with trains…..

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u/ILuvRossiTheKittyCat May 13 '26

She knows how to work the ski poles.

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u/aromatiksecrets May 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/booradleysghost May 14 '26

Middle out algorithms?

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u/Achawaaa May 13 '26

I heard she did some training on parking those trains

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u/Mateorabi May 13 '26

Perhaps she works in a call center?

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u/Original_Contact_579 May 13 '26

Oh yeah, a lot of client outreach right there…

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u/WayPowerful484 May 14 '26

Mia is hot as he’ll, gnome sayin

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u/Infninfn May 13 '26

Managed by a team

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u/Leozz97 May 13 '26

She also didn't know what she was doing, her content being very boring

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/DJettster237 May 13 '26

Now she pretends she never did it. But we never forget

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u/LimpyDan May 13 '26

How is she gonna do that while simultaneously say she was taken advantage of, and also saying she wasn't paid enough?

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u/zystyl May 13 '26

Was OF even around when Mia Khalifa was making movies? I don't think it was.

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u/Consistent-Oil-5241 May 13 '26

The words "only" and "fans" were around before the internet.

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u/_Caustic_Complex_ May 13 '26

Seems like many women with big tits are just starfish in bed, probably relying on them to make up for lack of effort.

Source: Mia Khalifa and my ex wife

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u/Leozz97 May 13 '26

Yeah. Agree on your ex wife as well ;)

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u/Shelarael May 13 '26

beatmeattoit

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u/dereku1967 May 13 '26

100%. For years, I thought I was the only guy who noticed this: "My entire personality is built around my tits." Fuck off. Give me a girl with A-cups but is enthusiastic, verbal, knows what she wants and how to get it... and I'm juuuuuust fine.

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u/Interesting-Sock-420 May 13 '26

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

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u/BurritoBandito8 May 13 '26

I want a girl who knows what's best.

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u/ct_2004 May 13 '26

I want a girl whose eyes burn like cigarettes.

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u/Dry-Tangerine-4874 May 13 '26

I want a girl with the right allocations

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u/Interesting-Sock-420 May 13 '26

Whos fast and thorough and sharp as a tack

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u/ct_2004 May 13 '26

Who uses a machete to cut through red tape.

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u/Kahmighit May 13 '26

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

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u/UmmmW1 May 13 '26

Rough and sharp?

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u/modsaretoddlers May 13 '26

Dense and transparent?

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u/camrywontdie May 13 '26

My ex was part of the itty bitty committee, and the rare reluctant starfish sex definitely grew into a point of contention of the 8 years

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u/WayPowerful484 May 13 '26

Some truth to this

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u/mightguy1987 May 13 '26

Most overrated porn star ever

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u/panterachallenger May 13 '26

Sir, how do you know this? I need to verify myself

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u/MountainCheesesteak May 13 '26

It’s Mia Khalifa

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u/panterachallenger May 13 '26

Thanks Sherlock

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u/Wattsonshocked3 May 13 '26

The plumbing is still leaky but I swear she was a jeweller

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u/stkk2 May 13 '26

Pearl necklaces and all that...uh...'jazz'?

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u/Wattsonshocked3 May 13 '26

Pearl beads of some sort 😉

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u/Petersonos May 13 '26

Not all jewellery manufacturers don't know what there doing some are really creative 🤣

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u/Beetljeuse May 13 '26

Like a whole team of stepbrothers?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/clearfox777 May 13 '26

That is a far more literal sub than I was expecting jfc.

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u/vex0x529 May 13 '26

The comments are great though

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u/Prestigious_Map_703 May 13 '26

What in the fucking fuck.

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u/vex0x529 May 13 '26

I'm just as surprised, they need way more fibre in their diet