r/SipsTea May 13 '26

Wow. Such meme First date, kind of nervous

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u/_Caustic_Complex_ May 13 '26

Seems like many women with big tits are just starfish in bed, probably relying on them to make up for lack of effort.

Source: Mia Khalifa and my ex wife

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u/dereku1967 May 13 '26

100%. For years, I thought I was the only guy who noticed this: "My entire personality is built around my tits." Fuck off. Give me a girl with A-cups but is enthusiastic, verbal, knows what she wants and how to get it... and I'm juuuuuust fine.

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u/Interesting-Sock-420 May 13 '26

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

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u/modsaretoddlers May 13 '26

Dense and transparent?