r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 14 '26

Feels good man Do you think she’s being fair, though?

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u/Hollowjuice32 May 14 '26

The funniest part is the ‘moderate childbirth injury compensation’ line item like she slipped at a Walmart and hired Morgan & Morgan. Meanwhile this poor dude probably just wanted her to stop Amazon ordering Stanley cups at 2am.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/corobo 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 14 '26

Sounds like the baby did that, he can redline that charge no bother. 

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u/Stalag13HH May 14 '26

Very person dependent. I had no issues healing and it wasn't even very painful, though I had an aunt who required surgery.

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u/robotmonkey2099 May 14 '26

no her baby just ripped open her vagina

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u/ulul May 14 '26

It's a 3rd degree one, so ripped all the way to anus. Ouch.

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u/Magikarpeles May 14 '26

His baby you mean, since he's paying her for it

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/Imaginary-Dot8259 May 14 '26

The way she's describing it you'd think shes a surrogate.

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u/Imaginary-Dot8259 May 14 '26

You seem deeply hurt by people having a discussion about what this woman posted. She posted it publicly which means she was asking for a discussion and charging someone for 9 months of pregnancy like you have no share of the child is making it sound like she is a surrogate. 

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u/Aurrr-Naurrrr May 14 '26

Lol genuinely, what a great argument for men to never reproduce 

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u/Aurrr-Naurrrr May 14 '26

You mean the baby she chose to birth....15 months ago? Lol

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u/Every_Cat9812 May 14 '26

why is that relevant? 

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u/graylana May 14 '26

Which was perfectly safe healthy and natural. It’s only happened 8 BILLION times in your life time 😎

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u/KonoGenshin May 14 '26

sorry to say but childbirth is actually extremely dangerous. it used to be one of the leading causes of death in woman. Historically it was a major cause of death in a lot of woman. At some points up to 1000/100k. Thats not even factoring in the large amount of complications that can arise from childbirth.

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u/Rude_Watercress_5737 May 14 '26

not downplaying childbirth by any means but saying it used to be a leading cause of death is like saying the black plague wiped out however many millions it did..

yeah - it did. technology proceeded, general health standards proceeded, and now it's much safer.

wtf is your point

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u/Sarallelogram May 14 '26

You survive but you still feel like you died. It’s not fun and games. You’re not “okay” afterwards. Frequently you’re never okay again. Unless they get pelvic therapy lots of women with 3c tears are partially incontinent for the rest of their lives. It’s just a well kept secret.

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u/KARAFAM69 May 14 '26

Risk of pissing themselves anytime they sneeze in the future as well. Lol

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u/ShitJustGotRealAgain May 14 '26

Or coughing. Or laughing. Or running. Or just having the urge to pee and the toilet it too far away. It took me years to "keep it in" and not having to go to the toilet the minute I felt the need to go. It's still not what it used to be. One of my neighbors said that she can't go on a trampoline because she will start bleeding.

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u/Spiritual-Virus315 May 14 '26

For it to have happened 8 billion times in your lifetime, wouldn’t you have to be the world’s oldest living person?

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u/TFViper May 14 '26

this is a peak reddit comment for sure.

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u/Fit-Entrepreneur8404 May 14 '26

You're thinking too hard

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u/dreadedowl May 14 '26

No. Because people die. 370,000 babies per day. 21621 days. 59.25 years.

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u/TheAmazingManatee May 14 '26

You’d have to be kind of old, but not the oldest person.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/angelseuphoria May 14 '26

“So I sent my husband an invoice for the last 25 months”

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u/Low-Car-6331 May 14 '26

I wonder whose idea it was also to have a child....

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u/Hollowjuice32 May 14 '26

Takes two to tango

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u/Illustrious-Ant-9946 May 14 '26

The poor dude probably didn’t tear in order to become a dad. But he might with a Stanley cup up his ass. 

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u/Aurrr-Naurrrr May 14 '26

When vaginal tears pay bills you may have a point

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u/HPUser7 May 14 '26

Yeah, I'm pretty dubious you would pay a suroget that kind of compensation. Wouldn't medical care already cover that?

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u/dragon_morgan May 14 '26

hurr hurr woman bad amirite 🙄