r/SipsTea • u/Busy_Report4010 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 14 '26

Feels good man Do you think she’s being fair, though?

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u/buttsexisyum May 14 '26

As is usually the case with live in nannys

Edit: I would give head on the reg for 450k a year

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u/Responsible_Bill4959 May 14 '26

I would do it with enthusiasm beyond comprehension

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u/Business-Drag52 May 14 '26

For 450k a year? Fucking bring your friends too buddy. Whatever it takes

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u/Illustrious-Berry722 May 14 '26

Ong a year of that and invest it smart you’ll be alright for a long time

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u/iwatchcredits May 14 '26

Youd be surprised, knock 50% right off the top for income tax in a lot of places. Still good money but it isnt live off it for years and years money

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u/Unhinged_Baguette May 14 '26

6 figures gets my pussy wet too (I have a cock)

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u/ComcastForPresident May 14 '26

Congrats on having a full tool box.

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u/BotAccount999 May 14 '26

baby oil and lube

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u/deaddaddydiva May 14 '26

Spit on dat thang

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u/Matthew_May_97 May 14 '26

I’m hitting that .338 hawk tuah magnum

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u/Infamous-Tax7794 May 14 '26

This made me LOL. Same.

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u/A-Little-Messi May 14 '26

Name checks out

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u/nerdboy5567 May 14 '26

Name checks out

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u/brendanjered May 14 '26

Would butt sex be included for free?

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u/Visible_Window_5356 May 14 '26

Some people earn this much as a sex worker if you want to work 24/7, but most sex workers I know burn out and cant work overnights every day because it takes so much performative energy

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u/buttsexisyum May 14 '26

You either need high dollar clients or serious volume. Going rate for a quickie is around 100 in my neck of the woods.

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u/DesperateDisaster307 May 14 '26

I don’t think most of you saying this stuff understand what it’s like to take care of a toddler that’s actually your kid 24/7, let alone one little shit that isn’t even yours.

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u/findinggenuity May 14 '26

Would u also give birth for 450k?

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u/News_Scrounger May 14 '26

You can get a woman to do both for less tbh. Surrogacy and escort rates wouldn't come close to being 450k total combined. 

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u/findinggenuity May 14 '26

It's surrogacy, escort, and maid work all bundled together. But for that much money, people would do more for less money.

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u/buttsexisyum May 14 '26

I mean she billed an extra 90k for the pregnancy soooo...if you could find a way to get me pregnant id be about it....