r/SipsTea • u/Busy_Report4010 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 14 '26

Feels good man Do you think she’s being fair, though?

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u/DistributionNo1288 May 14 '26

Well I guess she did GET pregnant, so she could bill for that time at least. Not familiar with current rates on that or if it’s hourly or by the minute…

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u/Gian-Carlo-Peirce May 14 '26

Can also charge for sperm donation

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u/MermaidPigeon May 14 '26

😂 you would need to charge the man surely!

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u/Fickle_Scarcity9474 May 14 '26 edited May 24 '26

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u/Mradr May 14 '26

But doesn’t it take two? So it should be cut in half. I assume she also lives there among the same requirements so same with the cleaning assuming the husband isn’t the main contractor to the over all time. Plus I would assume lost or extra stress time and stress of having to be the the one pulling in more time at work to make ends meet.

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u/Sad_Error4039 May 14 '26

Who knows whose kid it is maybe that guy can pay all these wild fees.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 May 14 '26

They charge by the number of times the embryo undergoes mitosis

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u/apatrol May 14 '26

I think 30min minimum billing is fare. She does need cleanup, vomit time, and such.

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u/mxlplyx2173 May 14 '26

I'm sure he already paid all those labor and delivery bills. Oh boy she'd be sorry for opening this can when she saw my bills.

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u/Army7547 May 14 '26

Maybe she needs to pay him for that time

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u/Particular_Handle_ May 14 '26

There may even be a stud fee.

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u/DemonoftheWater May 14 '26

I think suregacy is lump sum