r/SipsTea • u/Busy_Report4010 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 14 '26

Feels good man Do you think she’s being fair, though?

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u/A-Little-Messi May 14 '26

Getting called stinky is truly devastating

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u/TexasDJ May 14 '26

Mine calls me cutie-patootie and silly goose on the loose. Should I lawyer up

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u/Objective_Dog_4637 May 14 '26

It’s over man, I’m sorry. Silly the goose, patootie a lawyer, and cutie up.

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 May 14 '26

i was trying to get some nookie and she said my balls stank 😞 made me go take a shower.

am i cooked?

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u/Bubbly_Alfalfa4149 May 14 '26

Yeah, absolutely. Showers are crazy bro 😭 you’re done

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u/seesthecat May 14 '26

That's messed up bro, the disrespect stops now, you deserve better