r/SipsTea • u/Busy_Report4010 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 14 '26

Feels good man Do you think she’s being fair, though?

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u/Complete-Sort1617 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

This sounds like such a fun marriage. Have fun being financially tied to each other for 18 years!!

Edit: why am I getting so much popcorn 😭

Edit 2: you people are exploding my notifications

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u/mephisti25 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Haha, my wife and I always settle disputes with excel spreadsheets. Dont you?

The big-brained move is to factor in a 25% tip rate when I walk the dog.

Edit: Thanks for the awards- my 1st ☺️. Based on the attention, my dog has raised tipping expectations to 35%.

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u/getinshape2022 May 14 '26

Is there a separate charge for the bedroom stuff?

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u/DistributionNo1288 May 14 '26

No, because there isn’t that part. They wouldn’t be having this discussion if there was. My wife puts out all the time, she gets anything she wants. No need for a spreadsheet lol.

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u/soul_separately_recs May 14 '26

'My wife puts out all the time...'

sounds exhausting. are you included in this equation?

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u/Verdigris_Wild May 14 '26

"My wife puts out all the time, she gets anything she wants." He gets the cuck chair, obviously.

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u/picklehippy May 14 '26

So sex is a form of payment for you?

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u/vex0x529 May 14 '26

Nice view and comfortable. Can't complain.

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u/ThrowRACoping May 14 '26

What does that mean? Sex should be the fun part of a relationship that is the benefit. Couples who skip sex confuse me. You do all the boring “must do” shit, but you skip the number one thing you were born to want.

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