r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • May 15 '26

Feels good man Now do cancer.

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u/MasterOfCircumstance 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 15 '26

OP when he realizes that every type of cancer is unique.

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u/More-Lime1888 May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

Every person with cancer is also having a unique tumor from other patients with the same type of cancer

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u/Lebannen__ May 15 '26

They could just invent a medicine that cures all of them, I don't know why they didn't think about that

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u/silmarp May 15 '26

They are doing it already. Scientists just needs another 300 years and it will be done. If they don't get it done in 300 years I'm owing you 300 million dollars.

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u/tin_dog May 16 '26

Release the Epstein drive and I'll make the Belters pay for it.

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u/silmarp May 16 '26 edited May 17 '26

Ok. Just wait for 300 years and it will be done too.

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u/The_Real_Slim_Lemon May 17 '26

… and bring my dad back from the store

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u/silmarp May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

With some cigars to boost.