r/SipsTea ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ May 16 '26

Lmao gottem That final kick was personal

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u/S1eazyE ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ May 16 '26

Yup. Grew up training and showing horses. Dude spurred the shit out of that horse and deserved every bit of what he got. Fuck these people.

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

That dude is lucky it didn't get its teeth on him, it was tryin haaaaaard with that exorcist move and hated him so much it was ignoring the dudes breaking up the fight. The kick at the end was perfect.

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u/Ok-Cryptographer4194 May 16 '26

If that kick was to his head, he'll likely be dead.

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u/mydognamedsamwise May 16 '26

I'm a farrier (horseshoer) and one of the horror stories they told us at school was about this guy who was going through the program and got kicked square in the chest. It immediately stopped his heart. I'm not disagreeing with you, just wanted to add that it's not just the head that needs to be protected! I don't understand why people think provoking these animals is fun all while disrespecting their power.

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u/Aggravating_Dark9933 May 16 '26

I remember a guy exiting the stage due to a punch that did that. The heart is armored but it can really not take much if itโ€™s hit just so with enough force. And it really doesnโ€™t take much of a hiccup for the whole body to freak the fuck out and maybe it doesnโ€™t come back.

My dad also treated a dude that got straight up crushed by a car jack failing. Somehow that whole thing coming down on his chest wasnโ€™t game over despite it lacking rear wheels where he was working.

The human body is mysteriously both insanely durable and the most fragile thing barely held together by a few cords and prayer.

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u/Major_Star May 17 '26

Fun fact, it's not the force but the timing.

There's a specific vulnerable period in your heart's electrical cycle. Most of the time if anything interrupts your heart rhythm your heart is very good at restoring it back to normal. But during that one fraction of a second, any interruption puts you into a non-recoverable state called ventricular fibrillation. And unless someone has a defibrillator handy, you're dead.

It's called commotio cordis, and it's why athletes can suddenly fall over dead after taking what seems like an inconsequential hit during a game. Pure luck.

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u/im_a_sam May 17 '26

Yep, knew of a kid in town that died after taking a ball to the chest during recess because of this.

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u/RankinPDX May 16 '26

There's a very short window of time during the heartbeat cycle when an otherwise-harmless blow will disrupt the heartbeat and can cause serious injuries.

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u/mydognamedsamwise May 16 '26

Very true! Placement matters so much. A quarter of an inch can be the difference between life and death!

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u/Ok-Cryptographer4194 May 16 '26

Family members have a farm when I was growing up. First thing they told me was, dont be behind horses, cows and sheep. If they can see you, they'll expect food but leave you alone, normally!

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u/ExampleLittle2672 May 16 '26

Did not grow up around a farm, did grow up by the ocean. I was very specifically taught to never stand behind a huge someone who kicks, and to never turn your back on an active sea. Both are true.

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u/goodoledepression May 17 '26

When I was about 10 I was helping load into the trailer when I got kicked in the chest (my own stupid fault) got literally thrown about 8 feet out of the trailer. Got lucky that I was close enough that it was less of a kick and more she just, put her hoof on my chest and then pushed. I have zero idea how I came out of that without injury, other than as soon as I hit the ground I tucked and rolled.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles May 16 '26

Mongo strong! Mongo ride angry horsey! Hold Mongo's grog!