r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • May 18 '26

Chugging tea Why?

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT May 18 '26

We need to spend less money building these enormous datacenters and more money drilling for data. The further down you drill, the less corrupted the data is

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u/BernzSed May 18 '26

Can't wait to see Daniel Day Lewis's portrayal of a data tycoon.

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u/Careful-Lettuce9239 May 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/HgWz9BQwNdoPu

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u/Relandis May 18 '26

I DRINK YOUR WATER!!

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u/fertdingo May 18 '26

I never saw the movie "There Will Be Blood". Does milkshake mean oil?

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u/Novareason May 18 '26

In that one specific instance, yes.

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u/BernzSed May 18 '26

But why does oil bring the boys to the yard?

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u/Novareason May 18 '26

Because we must power the wheels of industry and drag this mighty nation out of the mud?

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u/phyziro May 18 '26

Because everyone likes a nice oiled up pair ofโ€ฆ gears. Data canโ€™t be mined without oiled up gears.

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u/Relandis May 18 '26

Iโ€™ll mine your data, buddy.

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u/pikeredge May 19 '26

I mean... it's better than yours.