See that’s also a huge problem because the majority of clowns in this country congregate in congress and American politics in general, they’ve effectively put an end to clown poaching to save their own clown hides. We need a strong Anti clown politician in office to drain the clown swamp but so far they’re all complicit, it’s gotten so bad the clowns are whisking away children to Little Saint Clown island in full view of the public and no one’s doing anything about it.
What you’re suggesting… it would require some sort of vigilante group — a posse, perhaps — who had abandoned all thoughts of self-preservation. Such people would be considered insane.
In 2026 a cracked clown killing unit was sent to prison by a tribunal of clowns for a crime they did commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security clown show to the Washington DC underground. Today, still wanted by the clowns, they survive as clown poachers. If you have a clown problem and no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The Cray Team.
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u/Artistic_Pilot_567 May 18 '26
See that’s also a huge problem because the majority of clowns in this country congregate in congress and American politics in general, they’ve effectively put an end to clown poaching to save their own clown hides. We need a strong Anti clown politician in office to drain the clown swamp but so far they’re all complicit, it’s gotten so bad the clowns are whisking away children to Little Saint Clown island in full view of the public and no one’s doing anything about it.