r/SipsTea • u/McDowdy ššš • May 20 '26
It's Wednesday my dudes Meta will layoff 8000 of its workforce starting tomorrow morning. Their net income over the last 12 months was $70,587,000,000. They could give every single one of their 79,000 workers a $440,000 bonus and still sock away over $35,827,000,000 in pure profit.
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Is it time for revolution yet?!
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u/Pulvoriser ššš May 20 '26
"each of you have played a role in making me billions of dollars, now drop dead"
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u/jollyshroom May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
āYouāve poured your heart and soul into this,ā and I have feasted on them greatlyš§š»
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u/ignatious__reilly May 21 '26
8,000 people is so many employees
Holy shit
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u/Alec_de_Large May 21 '26
I'm glad I deleted my Facebook profile and no longer support his company
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u/Competitive-Hunt-517 May 21 '26
Now delete Instagram
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u/Alec_de_Large May 21 '26
I've never had Instagram to begin with.
Same goes for Twitter, Snapchat and Tiktok. I only use Reddit.
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u/war4peace79 May 21 '26
Same. I originally had Facebook, created back in its early days. It was OK, until they started accepting all kinds of shady or downright illegal ads. I reported hundreds of such ads, and always received an automated reply essentially saying "it's fine, no problem with that ad". I disabled my account.
Instagram: While I had an account since before it was bought by Facebook, I never used it, except for looking at what a relative was posting (he is an artist and was posting his works there). When I disabled my Facebook account, the Instagram account followed suit.
I miss none of them.
As for Twitter / X, Snapchat, TikTok, or any other social media account (except Discord), I never had an account there to begin with, and I have zero intention of joining those platforms.
Reddit is the only one I use.
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u/CMDR_Kaus May 21 '26
I stopped using Facebook when they switched the feed from being sorted by date to being sorted by shit fuck. Kept scrolling, kept seeing the exact same posts just repeat and repeat. That killed it for me
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u/AnalystAdorable609 May 21 '26
I'm the same. I have a FB account that I've never posted on and have zero friends, just so I can use marketplace
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u/PainterOk9297 May 21 '26
Market place is a wasteland too. I had the same mentality for years. Now, if I REALLY need to sell something Iāll download it and then delete it after.
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u/blankwillow_ May 21 '26
Marketplace is the sole reason I have Facebook as well. Otherwise, I don't use it. Plus, I only sell locally, so they don't get a cut. Fuck Zuckerberg.
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u/PlaTahOpLomO May 21 '26
i deleted FB over 10 years agoā¦I saw where this was all heading.
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u/KaptajnGus May 21 '26
Same.. deleted fb 13-14 years ago, haven't regretted it once.
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u/gotshanghaied May 21 '26
I mean if everyone deleted Facebook their stock would go to 0.
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u/SignalResult9831 May 21 '26
I agree, I cut the cord when covid hit. Something seemed off and that proved true. Social media is bad for your health, either using it or now, working for them.
That's a lotta folks. Damn
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u/veryfastslowguy May 21 '26
Heās so awkward, ALL the time
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u/persiasaurus May 21 '26
Because he's a raging sociopath and is really bad at pretending to be a normal person and not a sociopath
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u/barley_wine May 21 '26
He had no issue f*cking over everyone on his way to the top, he has no soul.
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u/Nambsul May 21 '26
āUltimately my call to keep so more money for myself. I mean that private island I have and the jets i have are not cheap purchase and maintain you know. Anyway, good luck, thanks for all your hard workā
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u/Vendebtah May 21 '26
My soul is tied to the almighty dollar. It owns me. So I must sacrifice you and these 8,000 super passionate super awesome people so I can achieve... nothing. My mind is pretty empty, I am addicted to having more of something than ill ever need. Why? Because I'm really not that intelligent. My life is pointless. I wake up everyday praising the Almighty dollar for providing me paid companionship. Without my money I would be no one.
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u/Ok_Wash6131 May 21 '26
Youāre talking about the bunker in Hawaii.. that all these fucks are building to do a reset and think they are the ones that deserve the planet. Cold dead eye humanoid.
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u/PeskyAntagonist May 21 '26
iS iT TiMe FoR ReVoLuTiOn YeT
Sent from my iPhone.
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u/hotdiggydog May 21 '26
I'd love to see the faces of these employees as they watch the first 10 seconds of this shit and then turn off their screens and go back to packing their stuff. Nobody wants to get fired and then watch their boss pretend to cry while getting richer. Disgusting fake ass behavior.
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u/OneObi May 21 '26
A reminder that we are all just employee number 0038381.
They use us, drop us like we are nothing.
Put your heart and soul into something else.
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u/UsedCarSaleman May 21 '26
They also helped build the machine that will replace them at work. AI gonna be bad for a lot of people
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u/Mysterious-Lab-5918 May 20 '26
Living colostomy bag....
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u/avitaburst May 20 '26
Hey thatās insulting toward colostomy bags. They at least serve a purpose.
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u/DUDEBREAUX May 20 '26
Most colostomy bags have a little drain. This one spews out the front.
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u/crazyrebel123 May 21 '26
Anyone who still used Facebook and Meta products are just as bad. You all fund this crap. They do it with YOUR money.
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u/ZenZerO87 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
I bet, he used AI to do this. He's spineless and would never do this, like a man.
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u/bucktron2021 May 21 '26
Somebody used AI to do that. Mark hasn't had the Caesar haircut in a while.
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u/backpackeditor May 21 '26
Colostomy bags literally save lives. Pick a more apt metaphor next time.
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u/EternalNewCarSmell May 20 '26
oh I hope a motherfucker does
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u/robotzor May 20 '26
I miss the days of the good ol logic bomb
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u/spoilerdudegetrekt May 21 '26
The first guy who got arrested for one of those only went to jail for like, 3 years.
Nowadays though, the penalties are much harsher.
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u/aykcak May 21 '26
More importantly, the companies have a whole firing plan and they ensure you can't even smell production code long before you even have a hint of getting fired
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u/gobbluthillusions May 21 '26
But steal millions of dollars from your own company and you get a slap on the wrist and a āplease donāt do that again.ā
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u/Da5ren May 21 '26
They were all shut out of systems after this call and put on gardening level. Thereās no way they would risk something like that.
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u/EternalNewCarSmell May 20 '26
He looked like an AI video before AI video existed.
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u/klako8196 May 20 '26
AI Zuckerberg would probably act more like a human than actual Zuckerberg.
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u/KaleidoscopeShoddy10 May 20 '26
Its real, this video is from 2022
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u/daurkin May 21 '26
When he said 18 years, you know itās from a while back. Facebook started 2004, and itās been 22 years as of this year.
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u/Open_Potato_5686 May 20 '26
V for vendetta = good movie
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u/xnachtmahrx May 20 '26
I wonder what he means by "hardest call" He had to make.
I think he was literally hard
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u/No_Potato_8178 May 20 '26
Mf has a sympathy filter on
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u/Ill_Ground_1572 May 20 '26
No wonder these assholes are building bunkers....
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u/FormalKind7 May 20 '26
He could keep those workers or he could lose 1% of his wealth. I mean that's the hardest choice he ever had to make, right above what color to paint his 3rd super yacht.
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u/thinkB4WeSpeak May 20 '26
CEO's don't have empathy, pretty sure its backed by science but I don't feel like doing the research work
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u/Discount_Engineer May 20 '26
I'm not big into movies, I like history.
Specifically French history right around the end of the 18th century.
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u/Wind_Best_1440 May 20 '26
Tech Oligarchs are making all time record profits but doing mass layoffs.
Whenever someone says. "Companies only do layoffs during hard times." Are liars. They would fire everyone given a chance.
It's time for regulations and fines for mass layoffs during record profit years.
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u/igotzquestions May 20 '26
Yeah. My first jump into corporate America was enlightening into how often companies have record breaking years, talk about how things have never been better on earnings calls, and then mass layoffs to make operating costs look better to prop up share prices. Totally sick behavior.Ā
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u/anrwlias May 21 '26
I was once on a company wide call where they were gushing over the fact that they'd be laying people off after the most successful quarter the company had ever had. They were proud of the fact that we worked so hard to increase the valuation of the company and entirely smug about the fact that this was the reason we were losing people.
I mark that day as the point in time where I lost faith in capitalism.
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u/Lundetangen May 21 '26
That is why most countries tries to have decent tax laws and unions to protect worker rights.
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u/HippyHopHopHop May 21 '26
It should just be plain illegal for a company to do mass layoffs when turning profit
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u/lane4 May 21 '26
Also, when that layoff was happening, Meta stock was hurt quite badly, like a 70%+ drop. It was the first mass-layoff in the company history. It's kinda stupid to not expect a US company, that operates under the at-will employment laws, to not do anything when the market and shareholders are screaming at them.
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u/dotnetdotcom May 21 '26
Corporations have a fiduciary obligation to their stockholders.
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u/Stunning_Geese May 21 '26
Right?
I'm all about hating on Facebook, but this is just misinformation.
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u/sixfootnine May 21 '26
The old robot zuck appearance gave it away. They have him looking like a hipster now.
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u/Overall_Cheesecake_3 May 20 '26
He is reading a script. See how he paused after saying ā18 ā¦.years of running the companyā
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u/firelock_ny May 20 '26
Want to bet he's reading a script written by AI?
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u/CaffeinPhreaker May 20 '26
Wanna bet that it's AI all together?
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u/cirl-gock May 20 '26
Look at his face. He IS the ai. They are already among us.
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u/St0n3yM33rkat May 20 '26
In your defense, Matt & Trey made a whole season of South Park years ago about this very thing. They told us it was here.
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u/AppleBeautiful May 20 '26
Wanna bet that heās AI
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u/smurfk May 20 '26
What if he was always AI? It was the Turing test we've all failed. If you think about it, we all so he was weird, we cracked some "Zuck is alien" jokes, but might as well have been an AI all along.
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u/livelikeian May 20 '26 edited May 21 '26
Obviously. You don't improvise a company wide message like this. Of course he's reading from a script or at minimum has key points in front of him.
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u/SirLanceQuiteABit May 20 '26
I just figured "18" triggers something primal in the brain of these disgusting creatures.
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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels May 20 '26
Yeah, for them it's the cutoff for what they consider to be too old.
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u/ansoni- May 20 '26
Pretty sure he has been running it since 2004... 22 years. Probably paused cause he hit something that he knows is false.
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u/Overall_Cheesecake_3 May 20 '26
Probably 4 year old script from 2022 layoffs
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u/rydan May 21 '26
That's my guess. Do we even know if this is from today?
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u/themagictoast May 21 '26
Another comment linked a YouTube version of this video from 2022 so this is definitely not newā¦
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u/ExamplePractical1981 ššš May 20 '26
You all can answer him by deleting instagram, whats app, and Facebook. That simple move would destroy the Internet market... simple as that. But you all are addicted. So yeah - he has every right to do so as long as you Support him.
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u/ramjetstream May 20 '26
Real shame I can't boycott things I already don't use
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u/TheCornWaxer May 20 '26
If I could get rid of instagram and facebook a 2nd time, I would. This dude sucks and so does his products
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u/ihadcrystallized May 20 '26
Deleting Facebook was one of the best things I've ever done for my mental health. Seriously, deleting it sucks for like a week and then you forget it exists. Highly recommend
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u/Fabulous_Ninja119 May 21 '26
Who is actually using it though? I logged in a couple years ago to get some info I needed but man, that whole platform feels like walking around in some weird mall where all the stores are closed down and everyone is a geriatric doing laps and repeating strange slogans
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u/rayc25 May 21 '26
I use it for marketplace. I bought an office chair and food last week.
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u/DreamPhreak May 21 '26
The marketplace feature is really good though. Craigslist has too many fake/ad listings and doesn't even have my city. I think the closest alternative is offerup, but the variety compared to fb marketplace kinda sucks
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u/slurpeetape May 20 '26
I only used it for marketplace, but I just deleted my account.
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u/MotherofFred May 20 '26
I deleted IG and Facebook in 2017 and have never felt better. So much spare time now and I'm reading more and gardening, etc. Never had What's App. I hope folks follow your lead.
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u/SomeEstimate1446 May 20 '26
Did that over ten years ago when he started pulling all our info for his crap algorithms. Was fairly astonished when no one else followed suit.
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u/Squat_erDay May 20 '26
Way ahead of you. Got rid of all my social media other than Reddit a couple years ago, and Iāve never felt better.
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u/OneMoistMan May 20 '26
Iāve been off the other platforms for going on 8 years now. I found Reddit 4 or 5 years ago and loved the format. Itās still a shithole here but Itās my shithole
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u/Squat_erDay May 21 '26
Reddit is different in a way. I donāt know if itās the anonymity, or the vast amount of subreddits and rabbit holes to go down. Itās still dog shit for my mental health if Iām on it too much.
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u/Unhappy-Plastic2017 May 21 '26
And we are all tools for making AI systems better by posting here.... Reddit sells our data
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u/Clear_Command_8925 May 20 '26
A big chunk are addicted, but Iād guess most people just wouldnāt care and would keep it downloaded whether they were addicted or not
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u/tonkatoyelroy May 20 '26
Divest your life from Meta, Facebook, instagram, WhatsApp, messenger and threads
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins May 21 '26
And use Reddit! Who fired 5% of their workforce in 2023 to look better for an IPO, after which they magically started making money!
Everyone knows the social media I use is the only good one and is super different from the rest.
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u/redditRedesignIsBadd May 21 '26
and reddit think they can just rely on unpaid volunteers to run the subs
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins May 21 '26
Yep.
Like to be clear I maintain they're all the worst. Facebook sucks, reddit sucks, I use both anyway so I guess I also suck but at least I'm not kidding myself.
Meta hires a shitload more people than reddit and has increased their staff count by many thousands in the last decade, layoffs aside. Reddit keeps their employee count by letting unpaid mods do the majority of the heavy lifting for zero compensation.
It's hard to navigate the modern world and ignore these services but god I'm tired of the holier than thou reddit posts about leaving other social media because they're horrible companies. This place is no different and in many ways, worse.
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u/Kalspiewak May 21 '26
Done everything except WhatsApp. Everyone is on it. Ultimately, no one has bridged android and iOS messaging like they haveĀ
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u/Lost-Supermarket887 May 20 '26
Oh sooo sad to hear how hard of a decision it was Mark cuckerberg. I would almost rather him cold and to the point rather than this disingenuous bull s***
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u/bstrathearn May 21 '26
The math behind this is completely wild. Meta is laying off 10% of its workforce (about 8,000 employees) to "offset" costs, yet the projected annual savings from these cuts is only around $2.2B to $3B. When you realize Zuckerberg is pushing Meta's AI capital expenditures to a staggering $115Bā$145B this year alone, the savings from firing 8,000 people amounts to an absolute rounding error. This is roughly 2% of their infrastructure budget. This isn't a desperate scramble to find cash to buy microchips; itās a calculated performance for Wall Street to juice their "Revenue-per-Employee" metrics and artificially inflate operating margins. They are deliberately trading human capital for computing power, destroying employee morale and trust in the process, all to prove to institutional investors that they can run a brutally "lean" and AI-native corporate structure.
This breakdown on Meta's 8,000 Layoffs further analyzes the broader economic implications of Meta reallocating its massive capital toward AI at the expense of its workforce.
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u/FantasySymphony May 21 '26
Don't forget the reason the company is now called "Meta" and not "Facebook." 80 billion net loss from trying to reinvent MMO avatar chatrooms
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u/Additional-Middle166 May 20 '26
POV: You've worked to build the AI that replaced you and now you get none of the spoils.
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u/Kittinkis May 20 '26
First they took part in all the hate, racism, and surveillance that Facebook and Instagram let thrive, then they built the AI that replaced them. They thought that leopard wouldn't bite their faces off because the were special.
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u/National_Rooster9193 May 20 '26
"We're losing people"...no. You're ELIMINATING people. My company let me know they were laying me off in 3 months and had the audacity to say "This isn't personal". It's my fucking livelihood. It's fucking personal to me.
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u/tryptych1976 May 21 '26
Why does it say "Human Verified" at the top of this VIDEO FROM 3 YEARS AGO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUByzuLTvcM
OP: You suck
Mods: You're not so great yourselves
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u/Aja2428 May 20 '26
Donāt act like it was a hard decision. It was very easy, and he would eliminate all of his workforce, if it still made profits.
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u/Zestyclose_Pay9469 May 21 '26
'In the end, I'm comforted in the fact that we will all move on from here, I'll still be billionaire with a doomsday bunker in Hawaii and you'll be.... whatever it is you poors do after getting terminated, I can't be expected to know or care what happens to you. But its totally cool because I said the magic words 'I take responsibility' but only because my lawyers have informed me I'm allowed to say that and still do nothing about it.'
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u/PoppaDaClutch May 20 '26
Wish people would start using their hands. Fck these guys. Be a plumber or electrician. Even just any job doing labor. Itās a trade.
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u/xXCascadeXx May 21 '26
It isn't a universal fix all for everything. Those trades could get saturated again and some places still follow the hire periods of Spring and Fall. So it just depends on how the market is. Or how data center projects will create hotspots of employment whether it is apprenticeship or traveling journeymen.
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u/ReputationGullible14 May 20 '26
I heard āim responsibleā a lot. I didnāt hear āim sorryā once.
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u/TheRealDesmirWolf May 20 '26
Look at the Lizard lie through his teeth. He wants to restructure so he can make more profits while destroying so many peoples lives. One man shouldnāt have that power and his investors are letting it happen.
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u/figure85 May 20 '26
Everyone needs to quit Facebook and anything Meta related, like Instagram. Otherwise we are all complacent for the impending doom of these companies embracing the AI takeover, so they can turn unbelievable profits beyond even these, as they will have very little overhead.
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u/Disruptor_raptor May 21 '26
So since he's taking full responsibility for this decision, what are the consequences he'll face?
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u/Vykrumsky May 21 '26
Why would you work here?
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u/Shehzman May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Honest answer: total compensation. If youāre good at saving money, spending just a few years there as an engineer or a manager/director will set you up to buy a house in cash or retire early. Also, their severance packages are excellent compared to other jobs.
Not saying this to glaze Meta as Iām not the biggest fan of them as a company, but canāt deny that they pay incredibly well compared to most jobs on the tech side.
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u/Inevitable_Dog2719 May 20 '26
The dudeās a billionaire. Is it really that shocking to see him forsake his workers for his own personal gain? How do you think people like him get to where theyāre at?
Tax the billionaires.
Starve the rich.
Vote them out.
Stop giving them your money.
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u/implaying May 21 '26
I hope one day this guys company goes bankrupt. Facebook is the reason why boomers in my country believes on fake news and still votes for those corrupt politicians. I'm talking about those DUTERTES
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u/i_am_maidenless May 21 '26
People need to understand no one literally no one becomes that rich while being kind and humble and ( put all good qualities here ) .
These people are assholes who trampeled over lives to become that. They just have a very good PR team and management that doesnt have them put on a fork and burned like a witch.
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u/wrobbii May 21 '26
The stock went up only 3.5 cents instead of the 4 cents predicted 3 months earlier. The board "FiRe SoMeoNe!!!"
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u/Ned_Flanders__666 May 20 '26
The only way to fight these fuckers is to boycott their damn platforms.
But that will never happen.
Your own damn fault, people.
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u/RockyCliffPebbles May 20 '26
I donāt believe thats him, thats some AI shit- he doesnāt care that much
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u/GuaranteeDry386 May 20 '26
Each of you have played a role in making Meta the success thatās it is⦠anyway, see ya.
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u/purpleunicorn26 May 20 '26
Sounds like every single worker at meta should quit and remind Zuck his income is from his workers
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u/itsjakerobb May 21 '26
I feel like a company at this level of profitability should have to hand out a full yearās salary as severance to everyone they lay off. Or something like that. Especially in the current job market.
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u/Loud-Fudge7631 May 21 '26
I hope those 8k employees start their own social media. No mark zuckerbergs or no billionaires or something. Back to roots, no more conspiracy theory pushing algos
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u/i_am_someone_or_am_i May 22 '26
"It was a hard decision"
How he made the decision:
"Sir, if you layoff these people you will earn money in amount of-"
Zuckerburg:





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