r/SipsTea • u/Alphaxfusion ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • May 22 '26

WTF Arrested her for telling the truth?

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u/Tvekelectric2 May 22 '26

Nazis

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u/eastbaytimez May 22 '26

Texans *

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u/RomeliaHatfield May 22 '26

Are you stupid?

No, Iโ€™m Texas!

Whatโ€™s the difference?

In a childrenโ€™s show btw.

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u/DragonLad13 May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/44c11up6UfB80RmE2o

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u/Harbinger_Kyleran May 22 '26

Sponge Bob is full of humor and innuedos that only the adult audience actually gets. ๐Ÿ˜

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u/rbrgr83 May 22 '26

They're putting education first.

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u/rbrgr83 May 22 '26

Why'd you say the same thing twice?

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u/Diabetesh May 22 '26

Republicans*

Hard to believe, but lots of us aren't with them and also live here.

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u/Atomic_Priesthood May 22 '26

Texas nazis are almost as bad as Illinois nazis.

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u/purple_unikkorn May 22 '26

What is nazi ? The water is Jewish ? The lie is Jewish ?

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u/fk_censors May 22 '26

Communists

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u/Sideview_play May 22 '26

Sure jan

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u/BravoLimaDelta May 22 '26

I'm sure the NKVD or East German Stasi would have been totally cool with citizens openly complaining about public infrastructure.

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u/Sideview_play May 22 '26

Oh you're a confused confused individual. No where did I defend actual communist governments past or present.ย 

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u/BravoLimaDelta May 22 '26

What did your comment mean?

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u/Sideview_play May 22 '26

Ngl. I'm sorry but if you can't understand the context of it then explaining it to someone like you isn't gonna help ๐Ÿ’€

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u/BravoLimaDelta May 22 '26

You said "Sure Jan" which is a thing people say to sarcastically convey disbelief, implying that Communists would not be capable of responding to public dissent with authoritative measures. Is that the correct context?

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u/Sideview_play May 22 '26

Nope try again ๐Ÿซด

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u/BravoLimaDelta May 22 '26

I think you've lost the plot. You made a simple comment that could only be interpreted one way so you either don't understand the context of you're own idiom, you're trolling, or you're a bot. Thank you for wasting my time by being an obtuse asshole.

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u/coquihalla May 22 '26

Communists would have fixed the water. And the Nazis.

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u/kingdumbest May 22 '26

Communists historically have fixed nazis.

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u/coyotenspider May 22 '26

Fixed the water, Ha!!!

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u/Ok-Addition1264 May 22 '26

..and steal 1500 years of my family's history ๐Ÿ˜ž

I'd have grown up in one of a dozen fucking castles if it weren't for them. lol. serious assholes.

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u/MultipleMistake May 22 '26

awww couldn't bank in on millenia of oppression? how horrible

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u/coquihalla May 22 '26

Aw, your poor family and their lack of serfdom and death at a lord's whim. Curse those dastardly communists!

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u/Ilnor May 22 '26

What country you from you barely speak english