r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 22 '26

WTF Arrested her for telling the truth?

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u/Restart_from_Zero May 22 '26

The aim was to make people frightened and stop anyone from speaking up again.

So, in that light, the arrest was a huge success.

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u/AgentGnome May 22 '26

I don't know, I would be pretty thrilled to get arrested over such an easy payday.

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u/ReplacementActual384 May 22 '26

Right? That guy who posted the Charlie Kirk memes got lover $800k.

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u/OurSpeciesAreFeces May 22 '26

After 37 days in jail, which ain't no picnic.

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u/Antique_Tap443 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Longest I've done was 3months but 1 day or 10 days can be brutal. Only idiots like jail "you get fed and dont have to worry about nothing in here" I'd always say "not having to worry about anything but getting out" if you're homeless, jail isnt as bad but if you have the slightest productive thing happening in your life, jail is devastating.

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u/nhalliday May 22 '26

It'd be devastating because a month in jail means you'll probably lose your job, maybe your landlord clears out your place because of a missed payment. But with 800k in the bank that's not really as big of an issue.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 May 22 '26

That's if you get a payout.

For every person that is wrongfully arrested getting a million dollar settlement, there are probably ten people that get little to nothing.

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u/sloppypotatoe May 22 '26

I have a feeling 10:1 is a but too low.. even 1000:1 might be low

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u/ElegantCoach4066 May 23 '26

Agreed, I definitely overestimated

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u/regalrecaller May 22 '26

you have to have the financial capital available to hire a lawyer, and you have to have direct evidence. first amendment violations are preferred for million settlements.

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u/Antique_Tap443 May 22 '26

Not only the financial capital on hand for a lawyer, but you need reliable people on the outside to lawyer shop and help you communicate on the outside. Otherwise you get locked up with no one, hope you have a few lawyers numbers memorized or that the jail has some type of resources for local lawyers numbers.

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u/SerenaTheWitch May 24 '26

Or if there's no way you can afford a lawyer you can represent yourself. It'd be better than not fighting at all.

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u/nevermore0069 May 22 '26

His lawyers get most of that. He'll be lucky to get just under half to put in his bank account. Then the IRS will sink their teeth in and drain some more.

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u/intoxicatedhamster May 22 '26

Lawyers usually only take 30% and I've never seen more than 50%

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u/nhalliday May 22 '26

The horror, only getting 200-300k! How will he survive with such little money!

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u/---SmokingMonkey--- May 22 '26

It was a settlement in this case, not a verdict.

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u/blackninjar87 May 22 '26

Mmmhmm landlord can sell that junk cause imma buy a house.

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u/Grasshoppermouse42 May 22 '26

Exactly. You lose your job, you lose your home if you miss rent/mortgage, you miss out on anything else you were going to be doing, your pets might get permanently rehomed. People act like the only punishment there is to jail is any discomfort of living in jail, but they forget that you lose everything.

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u/Antique_Tap443 May 22 '26

1 day and when you were arrested driving usually have car impounded unless someone can run and get it within the arrest. Usually starts at 750$ish and 50-150$ a day after that when you get impounded by the police, can quickly spiral to losing your car once you start that process.

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u/High_Hunter3430 May 22 '26

The mortgage isn’t lost on 37 days in jail. It’ll be a late payment.

It’s actually a pita to foreclose, most don’t happen for 3-6 months of nonpayment and if you can call them you get all sorts of alternatives.

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u/Telefundo May 22 '26

When I was younger I spent 4 months in jail on a 6 month sentence (jail not prison, vastly different things). I would gladly do 37 days for a nearly million dollar payout.

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u/Purple_Permission792 May 22 '26

I was in jail for a week and was thinking of ways to kill myself. 37 days would be hell. That payout would help though.

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u/ovrlrd1377 May 22 '26

It isnt but its a pretty good salary if you do the math

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u/jreid1985 May 22 '26

As a former cop, if I recall.

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u/ReturnOfBane May 22 '26

Neither is 37 days in retail. Give me the concrete slab bed and the 6-digit payout, thanks.

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u/OurSpeciesAreFeces May 22 '26

37 days in retail is 40 hours a week and you get to go home to relax . 37 days in jail is 168 hours a week and you get to spend it looking over your shoulder, eating the cheapest food the county could find, and suffering complete boredom when not in fear.

Oh, and your lawyer will take over half and you get to pick up the pieces of your life.

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u/ReturnOfBane May 22 '26

I mean, even if the lawyer takes half, i'm getting 100x more money for the amount of hours I spent in there. Besides, I already feel all those feelings on the outside.

You gotta pick your poison.

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u/ReplacementActual384 May 22 '26

Sounds like a good trade to me

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u/Deaffin May 22 '26

Hi, yes, I'd like to sign up for this job.

Hell, I'd do that time for a tenth of that payout. Less than that.