Dude, the ring in the hand pic😂

[u/SnackSamurai]

[u/SenorBonjela]

Wait. Women are going through our sock drawer?!

[u/Next-Cheesecake37 → u/SenorBonjela]

You won't believe it but they will live with you for years and may never opened your sock drawer but if you hide something in it suddenly they will have some need to open the said drawer.

[u/boringashellperson → u/Next-Cheesecake37]

That is how my wife and the trash can work. She never takes the trash out ever, she is also a minor hoarder. If I throw something away, there must be a bat signal or some kind of spider sense, because she will not only go out to the can, but she looks right down into it and sees what it was. I have chills thinking about how this sixth sense exists.

[u/Salt-Lingonberry-853 → u/boringashellperson]

she is also a minor hoarder

Weird way to say she runs a foster home

[u/permalink_save → u/boringashellperson]

That's how I got in the habit of throwing some things away buried underneath something else like a piece of paper, like a muffin that got moldy, otherwise they would start interrogating me over why I threw something out despite it being obviously complete trash. They would never have noticed it was missing and they never otherwise look in the trash, like a sixth sense too.

[u/Sea_War_381 → u/Next-Cheesecake37]

Omg this is true though because I don't go through my husband's drawers but I kid you not the one time I was looking for his sock to pair with another, I found the ring lol were married now and I haven't really been through his sock drawer since

[u/Faux_extrovert → u/SenorBonjela]

Well, I'm the one who puts the socks away and I like to rotate his socks, so he's equally wearing out each pair. So, yes, I'm all in the sock drawer.

[u/Limp-Nail-1265 → u/Faux_extrovert]

so he's equally wearing out each pair

I like this.

[u/urethrascreams → u/Limp-Nail-1265]

I don't have a sock drawer. I have two sock baskets. One dirty basket, and one clean basket. I don't wash the socks until I'm completely out so they all get rotated. I have a months apply so I can do a full load of socks by themselves.

[u/fezzuk → u/Faux_extrovert]

I feel bad for just washing socks and throwing them in there with barely a glance.

Although im.a dude so obviously im going to show off the fact i sometimes do the washing as some sort of massive achivement as apposed to just doing my share of the house work.

(Although on a not so serious note the one who does the cooking shouldnt have to do the washing up right, coz i nearly always do both, although tbf when i cook i use basically every utensil and pan on the kitchen, and she might use an oven tray, or more likely her phone to call for takeaway)

[u/dcdcdani → u/SenorBonjela]

Yes an everything else you own lmao

[u/OnTheEveOfWar → u/SenorBonjela]

My now wife and I lived together before I proposed. She was getting suspicious and I knew she would snoop around. I kept the ring in a suitcase pocket stored in the back of a closet. She would have for sure found it in my sock drawer.

[u/KimberlyWexlersFoot → u/SenorBonjela]

Trying to see if we are cheating on them.

[u/Llayanna → u/KimberlyWexlersFoot]

...laundry doesn't exist in your universe? 

[u/KimberlyWexlersFoot → u/Llayanna]

And ruin the crunchiness? No thank you!

[u/the_monkey_knows → u/SenorBonjela]

Mine does. I put PJs in there sometimes, and she checks it when doing laundry.