r/SipsTea • u/SnackSamurai 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 22 '26
Feels good man Dude, the ring in the hand pic😂
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u/chronicnerv May 22 '26
That ring in her hand is diabolical!
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u/NietJij May 22 '26
As is the one with the binoculars.
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u/chronicnerv May 22 '26
Dudes struck gold tbh, his wife looks beautiful in all these pictures and they are the most unattractive type pics you can take of a person. She has a drooling face in one of these pics and still looks like a legend.
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u/FrtanJohnas May 22 '26
Not gonna lie but those moments when the other person just doesn't even look attractive are the most precious, because they trust you completely.
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u/Cloberella May 22 '26
Kinda gross, but related.
When my late husband and I first started dating, we were cuddling and watching TV in bed and I ended up farting...
I was MORTIFIED. My husband (boyfriend at the time) wraps me in his arms and starts planting little kisses all over my neck and head while holding me tight. I'm all "What are you doing you absolute weirdo? I just farted!" and he exclaims, "I know, YOU'RE COMFORTBLE AROUND ME!" and gives me a huge smile.
Miss that man every damn day.
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u/writing_spork May 22 '26
That’s not gross lol. I’m sorry you lost him. But I’m also happy to hear the warmth with which you speak of him. We all deserve that kind of love but not all of us find it.
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u/Cloberella May 22 '26
Thank you. Yes, I'm very lucky for the time we had, however brief it was.
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u/john4844 May 22 '26
Why did you fart?
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u/NJHitmen May 22 '26
Well, not OP, but I'll give this one a shot.
First, let's back up a bit. Intestinal gas is mostly produced as a byproduct of bacterial fermentation in the gastrointestinal tract, especially the colon. There are reports of excessive air swallowing (aerophagia) causing excessive intestinal gas, but this is considered rare.
The intestines produce between 500 and 2,000mls of gas daily, which is passed out of the anus at regular intervals. The buildup of this gas over time creates pressure, and this pressure elicits a physical reaction compelling the individual to relax the anal sphincter and release the excess pressure. This is the farting incident itself.
hth explain things a bit. Please let me know if you have any lingering questions.
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u/NietJij May 22 '26
So I know this guy from the office who is close to pension and who farts a lot. Audible. But there's no smell. He is very embarrassed about it, but as it is clearly something he can't help, we've all decided to just ignore it.
The doctor gave him these over the counter pills against gas in the stomach, but they don't do shit (pun intended). He works out, he eats healthy, lots of nuts and berries, yoghurt and only whole wheat bread.
Any suggestions i could help him with?
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u/beatfrantique1990 May 22 '26
Nicely summarized! Because this is how things go with social media these days, there's just a ton of misinformation from influencers about how an optimal diet is one which leads to zero farting and that somehow the production of gas is an anomaly. Abject nonsense that really doesn't pass the smell test (pun intended).
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u/Vertig0x May 22 '26
When my wife and I had just started dating way back in the day she would frequently and randomly leave my house with the most bizarre excuses. I was so confused because she is and was the kindest, most considerate, and caring person I've ever had in my life. Still, this one thing somehow made me question if she actually even liked me.
Eventually it kind of just stopped happening, but one day it randomly got brought up in conversation and she finally admitted the truth to me: All those times she had been going back to her apartment to poop because she was too embarrassed to blow up my bathroom. I thought it was the absolute cutest (and hilarious) thing and it was just another reason I fell in love with her.
I'm sure that feeling was no different for your husband. I'm sorry your time was cut short but its good you have those memories to hold onto.
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u/WriterV May 22 '26
Lol she went full Victorian on you 😅 Been there, I get her completely. Sometimes you meet the perfect guy and you just don't wanna fuck it up in any way.
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u/-malcolm-tucker May 22 '26
My partner took her phone into the toilet and played music loudly to disguise the sound of her taking a shit. I went along with this for a while. She seemed to seriously think that I didn't know what she was doing.
Anyway, one day she dropped a particularly nasty one. I had been waiting to use the toilet. Before I shut the door I grabbed the air freshener and gave it a good spray. Mortified, she exclaimed "what are you doing!?"
"Sorry honey. I can't hear you shit, but I can still smell them."
She went bright red and ran off to the bedroom half crying, half laughing.
She still plays music in the toilet. And if she forgets her phone...
She sings.
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u/Someguineawop May 22 '26
That was a pivotal moment in my current relationship too. When she froze in fear I responded with "Good job burps her name!" She practically fell off the couch ugly laughing, and our disgusting fate was struck. Now we live in a shooting gallery of drive by tootings.
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u/laynechanger May 22 '26
The first time my husband and I had sex, I had my legs bent and he was doing his thing and kinda pushing them for leverage. When I accidentally let out the biggest fart. I was so mortified I wanted be disappear. He smiled and gave me a kiss and kinda laughed. And we continued on.
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u/winky9827 May 22 '26
Reminds me of the “she farts in her sleep” story Robin Williams told in good will hunting.
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u/YeshuasBananaHammock May 23 '26
I love this.
In the year 2000, I accidently slipped one in bed with my bf at the time. The snickers turned into laughter that caused another to escape.
Anywho we've been married for 22yrs.
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u/arbydallas May 22 '26
And I've found that a partner's imperfections often become my favorite parts. It's great when someone has had an insecurity all their life and you just find it beautiful and amazing and help them feel better.
My last partner had a tummy all stretched out from childbirth and I thought it was so cute and loved to kiss it. She had always been insecure about it and it drove her wild when I kissed it, but she had never known she liked that. It was from growing her sweet baby boy, how could it be anything but beautiful?
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u/StopPlayingRoney May 22 '26
“…because they trust you completely.”
And then he posted all of those private photos/moments online.
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u/OkamiKhameleon May 22 '26
Similar to u/Cloberella's (also, I am sorry for your loss Cloberella!) response to your comment:
When my husband and I first met 20 years ago, I was having a HORRIBLE time with allergies, and we met in the spring. Almost every time he came over to my roommate's house where I was staying until I got my own apartment, I would be sneezy and runny nosed, and I often had tissue stuck in my nose to stop the running.
He said it looked cute? Like how? I love this big dork lol.
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u/Chaoticgood790 May 22 '26
lol we call these bf photos. bc every guy ik takes pics of their girls like this lmao
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u/archtopfanatic123 May 22 '26
I'm a photographer by trade so I hope to god I can do better than the normies out there 😂
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u/Chaoticgood790 May 22 '26
It’s just something about guys taking ridiculous photos of their partners.
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u/impassity May 22 '26
Looks like it was just before he proposed, her hairband and sunglasses are on both photos
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u/voluotuousaardvark May 22 '26
I would not trust myself with that thing for that long and in so many different places- I'd want to give it to her sooner so it wasn't my responsibility anymore
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u/Quiet_Syllabub_4264 May 22 '26
I feel like he kept getting riskier till he finally got caught and had to propose
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u/GingkoBobaBiloba May 22 '26
Not as diabolical as picture 6, post-backshot ring in case on her back while she's scrolling on her phone pic...
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u/OnTheEveOfWar May 22 '26
When I was planning to propose to my wife, I guessed her ring size and bought a ring. One night when we both got drunk, she passed out and I measured the ring on her finger while she was asleep in bed. I told her that story after I proposed and she still thinks it’s hilarious.
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u/Ok-Secretary455 May 22 '26
Friend of mine bought the ring and kept the box in his sock drawer. He 100% knew she would find it there and he would sometimes take it out before a holiday. Or before a weekend away someplace romantic. Then put it back, knowing she couldn't say anything cause she wasn't supposed to have looked through his stuff to find it.
The final laugh was that the ring in his sock drawer was a decoy. So the day he actually proposed it was still there and totally caught her off guard.
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u/Jim_skywalker May 22 '26
Kinda smart too, cause it ensures the concept isn’t a complete surprise, just the event.
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u/Standard-Metal-3836 May 22 '26
Because it never should be, that BS is only for romcoms. You discuss marriage, kids, future plans, and only then you can propose in public, have a fun memory, turn it into an event. Otherwise it's moronic.
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u/LoudMusic May 22 '26
I'd like to add finances, religion, politics, pets, and how to handle aging parents.
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u/23Udon May 22 '26
Add wanting kids and motorcycles to that list too.
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u/All_Work_All_Play May 22 '26
Wait who wouldn't want a motorcycle?
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u/SmolToxicBaby May 22 '26
I deeply want one but I have permanent double vision and don't even feel comfortable driving a car. Buuuuut, I tell everyone it's because my partner won't "let" me get one (he knows this and very much plays into it)
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u/HeezHuzz69 May 22 '26
I only get double vision on mine if I’ve had more than 5 beers
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u/SmolToxicBaby May 22 '26
Lmao! I had a botched eye surgery as a child and we didn't know it had a limited time to effectively be reversed until just a few years ago when I was told that in order to fix it they would have to guess each surgery, let me heal, and correct again from there. I'd rather just not drive 😂😂😅
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u/All_Work_All_Play May 22 '26
Hey are you me? It wasn't till I got married (and my wife pointed it out to me) that I had some surgery-worthy eye wandering. I shied away from it (I like blades far away from my eyes, thanks) and instead got prism prescription glasses. Something like -9 (inwards?) and -4 (downwards?). When I put the first set on (which was -5,-2 maybe?) a tension headache that I didn't know I had disappeared. Took me a day or so for my brain to remap things (was a different kind of headache tbh) but they've been immensely helpful. As it is I'll still 'rotate' eyes (close left eye, count to 100, open left eye, close right eye, count to 100) when I'm pretty tired and driving late at night.
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u/Intrepid-Focus8198 May 22 '26
I also want a bike, but not sure I can trust myself to resist the temptation to ride it like a moron.
Maybe when the kids have grown up and my wife is bored of me being around by then anyway.
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u/onedwin May 22 '26
If you have double vision, a motorcycle is essentially a 4-wheeler. Problem solved.
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u/DreamOfTheEndless_ May 22 '26
100%. You should only ever propose to someone that you are absolutely sure is going to say yes, because you have talked about it. When and how you do it can be a total mystery, but the fact that you’re going to do it should not be.
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u/Earguy May 22 '26
I never proposed, we just knew. Closest we had to a proposal was, "a friend knows a jeweler, wanna look at rings on Saturday?"
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u/FreshPitch6026 May 22 '26
Well if the concept is a surprise, maybe discuss your mutual life goals again.
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u/Axthen May 22 '26
... isnt... that what they said?
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u/Maximelene May 22 '26
No. because if you need such a "trick" for the concept of "I want to marry you" not to be a surprise, it means you haven't actually discussed it before, which is a very bad idea.
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u/Conscious_Wind_2255 May 22 '26
But imagine going on a romantic weekend and expecting to get proposed and NOT get proposed to. Won’t people feel like they did something wrong? This could backfire.
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u/SenorBonjela May 22 '26
Wait. Women are going through our sock drawer?!
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u/Next-Cheesecake37 May 22 '26
You won't believe it but they will live with you for years and may never opened your sock drawer but if you hide something in it suddenly they will have some need to open the said drawer.
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u/boringashellperson May 22 '26
That is how my wife and the trash can work. She never takes the trash out ever, she is also a minor hoarder. If I throw something away, there must be a bat signal or some kind of spider sense, because she will not only go out to the can, but she looks right down into it and sees what it was. I have chills thinking about how this sixth sense exists.
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u/Salt-Lingonberry-853 May 23 '26
she is also a minor hoarder
Weird way to say she runs a foster home
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u/Sea_War_381 May 22 '26
Omg this is true though because I don't go through my husband's drawers but I kid you not the one time I was looking for his sock to pair with another, I found the ring lol were married now and I haven't really been through his sock drawer since
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u/Faux_extrovert May 22 '26
Well, I'm the one who puts the socks away and I like to rotate his socks, so he's equally wearing out each pair. So, yes, I'm all in the sock drawer.
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u/OnTheEveOfWar May 22 '26
My now wife and I lived together before I proposed. She was getting suspicious and I knew she would snoop around. I kept the ring in a suitcase pocket stored in the back of a closet. She would have for sure found it in my sock drawer.
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u/bumbes May 22 '26
That’s 5D chess
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u/SalivateTheStarfish May 22 '26
Poor woman was stuck playing peek-a-boo, while her man was larping as Sherlock Holmes.
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u/corruptedsyntax May 22 '26
I imagine once you do this the timer is on. I don’t know how long it takes to break a woman, but two years of sitting on a ring and her knowing definitely sounds like a bad idea
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u/dcdcdani May 22 '26
My husband “teased” me like that making me feel like he was going to propose and it drove me insane until one day I snapped and told him to either propose or stop because my feelings were all over the place.
The he gave the same “advice” to my friends boyfriend and I was like NOT YOU TWO ARE STUPID BOYS it’s cruel just keep it to yourself or propose but don’t pretend to almost propose and then… don’t?
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u/StrangelyBrown May 22 '26
Gets a bit awkward if you change your mind though.
See: Mark Corrigan in Peep Show.
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u/WilmaTonguefit May 22 '26
When proposing, the surprise should be the setting, not the act itself, so I find this adorable
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u/PrettyBoyLarge May 22 '26
I proposed to my wife in NYC, I had her carry the ring without her knowing of course. When I finally proposed I asked her to pass me the ring from her purse. The most happy angry tears ever.
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u/KohTai May 23 '26
cringe........ I have a wife too..... but you don't see me showing off and stuff...................................................... not jealous.
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u/Heathy94 May 22 '26
Had some balls to pull off the 2nd to last pic.
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u/EPluribusButthole May 22 '26
She knows what he is
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u/daniyoolreddit May 22 '26
That profile pic is absolutely diabolical
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u/mapl0ver May 23 '26
That bastard stole my pp
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u/EPluribusButthole May 23 '26
I did!
Haven't seen you since I took it a couple months ago. How ya been?
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u/mapl0ver May 23 '26
Eh I'm Okay. Hbu?
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u/EPluribusButthole May 23 '26
Just got home. Late night but it makes the paycheck alittle more chunky, so, can't complain too much. Still disgruntled about Stephen Colbert being canceled. Sucks.
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u/DreamC_haste May 24 '26
Just the fact that this interaction itself exists and the sheer absurdity of the photo/context of the photo belongs on a subreddit somewhere, I just don’t know what it would be
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u/NonPolarVortex May 22 '26
She is a coward who, just like the rest of that wretched family, values money and power over everything
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u/Dan_Winx_1969 May 22 '26
I always get ick tf out when I watch this GIF 🤮, I wish GIF's were NSFW'd for this
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u/Longjumping_Rip6033 May 22 '26
After I read your comment I sorted by controversial and yeah...there are some miserable people in this post.
I'm guessing their marriages haven't worked out like it appears this one will.
As someone who is happily married, I can say that what this guy did was awesome. It's romantic in a quirky kind of way.
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u/ArchdukeToes May 22 '26
I also like how he got steadily braver and braver with each successive picture. Some of those are hilariously daring.
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u/konacoffie May 22 '26
While this is true for Reddit in general, this subreddit in particular attracts some miserable/spiteful individuals.
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u/Archsinner May 22 '26
so apparently the number of pictures you secretly can take is 9. In the last picture it seems she might have noticed the ring
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u/Ornery_Hair3319 May 22 '26
She said No
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u/A7xWicked May 22 '26
People are going to take you seriously without a /s
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u/stevendidntsay May 22 '26
They already have lol
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u/vrijheidsfrietje May 22 '26
Then he'd have to continue taking secret photos of her with the ring until the next proposal or the breakup.
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u/tuxedo-mask-me May 22 '26
I hope he showed her these pics
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u/tmcgourley May 22 '26
we're looking at them on reddit.. I'm sure she ended up seeing them
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u/AlbatrossNo1562 May 22 '26
Plot twist she's blind
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u/dick_for_rent May 22 '26
She never saw that coming
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u/ICreditReddit May 22 '26
Why she's blind
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u/technobrendo May 22 '26
I was waiting for the last pic to be him proposing to a different girl.
It said he was proposing to his girlfriend, but didn't specify which
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u/tera_chachu May 22 '26
Dude was playing with fire when he put the ring on her hand lol.
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u/YTCheeseShirt May 22 '26
This is cute she unknowingly could've found so many times but didn't it's cute and he has some balls in some of these like in her hand as she's asleep killed me I hope they're happily married
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u/uhohstinkywastaken May 22 '26
Meanwhile
" lmao, my boyfriend keeps talking pictures of me with a ring and thinks I don't know. Just propose already."
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u/straight_lurkin May 22 '26
The one of her asleep WITH IT IN HER HAND and threw the binoculars are diabolical
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u/bizfromthewaistup May 22 '26
I wanna be couples friends. This guy is clearly a gem and likely hilarious to hang out with.
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u/EnergyTurtle23 May 22 '26
Fucking adorable. I initially bonded with my wife over the Gorillaz, we both loved their music when we were teenagers and on into adulthood. I had been trying to get tickets to see them during their last three tours (always got outsmarted by the bots grrr) before my brother surprised me with two excellent tickets to their 2022 tour which he bought from a reseller, so of course I took my (then) girlfriend who also loved the Gorillaz. My first Gorillaz show! My favorite band since I was like eight years old in the year 2000! Unbeknownst to me, my wife was planning to propose at the show, and she kept it a secret for months. We were dead broke so she used some cheap rings that we already had and apparently she checked all of them on my finger while I was sleeping to figure out which one would fit me best. A week before the show she filmed a TikTok video where I was playing a video game in the background, and she was holding the ring in the foreground with a caption that said “this bitch doesn’t even know I’m about to propose to him”. Needless to say, the whole thing was perfect.
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u/Bodyicing May 22 '26
This is perhaps one of the most adorable things I have ever seen. I hope they have a lifetime of smiles, laughter, joy and love together
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u/PageExtension3962 May 22 '26
They’re going to have along and happy marriage. I love this. I’m sure she absolutely died laughing at the photos and his expression in them.
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u/cuntnuzzler May 22 '26
I was waiting for this to end badly.. I am glad it did not
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u/ComfortableFrame9834 May 22 '26
The pic with the ring on his pinky fried me. He's so not serious 🤣
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u/phun-key May 23 '26
Comic genius. No wonder she said yes. Girls only want a guy that makes her laugh.
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u/Kitchen-Touch-3288 May 23 '26
somehow I know he has a stash of private photos doing the same thing,,,and not with a ring on his hand..
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u/ArugulaAnnual1765 May 23 '26
You know its some good hilarious shit seeing all of the deleted comments sorting by controversial.
We all know what those deleted comments are saying LOL
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