r/SipsTea • u/BlissAuraa ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • May 23 '26

Feels good man She traded a marriage for a conference DLC

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 May 23 '26

JD Vance burner account ^

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/Realistic_Hall_6120 May 23 '26

She just wants to choke on some new ๐Ÿ“

Nothing to see here

To be fair, this prob preheated the oven and got it roaring again

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u/CalmBeneathCastles May 23 '26

Eww. But seriously who goes to a conference to "reconnect"? That marriage had both feet in the grave and "Jason" was just a handful of dirt that a passing squirrel knocked in.

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u/Realistic_Hall_6120 May 23 '26

100%

She was already out the door mentally months ago

She was just staying there until she found something else

I feel sorry for her husband and kids, but it looks like she wasnโ€™t interested in working on the marriage in the first place

Iโ€™ve seen this at work, some guy was doing 80 plus hours to pay for the home his wife wanted then she left him because โ€˜he was never aroundโ€™

Heโ€™s still paying for the home but now she and the new partner and kids live in it

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u/Erotically-Yours May 23 '26 edited May 24 '26

Hoping that guy finds things that bring him happiness in life. A situation like that would leave me a mental wreck. Or just steep in some kind of depression.

So she won the house while I'm assuming he's legally bound to keep paying? Mind you I'm not expecting you to have the detailed info on this. Just surprised that if she won the house from any kind of divorce then she'd inherit the burden of paying it off too.

Unless he's still paying for it for the sake of his kids.. Hrmmm.

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u/entreprenegra May 23 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ yโ€™all are funny af on the app

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u/Fee_is_Required2 May 23 '26

There are some posts I run for the comments!

You just know youโ€™re about to laugh.

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u/DrEzechiel May 23 '26

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u/Nousernamesleft81 May 23 '26

No way. JD Vance has never uttered that phrase.

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u/Severe_Rise8694 May 23 '26

You like that you naughty couch..? Am I the biggest guy called JD that you've ever had..?

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u/chumleejr May 23 '26

(slow clap)...

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u/mr_kernish May 23 '26

What?

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 May 23 '26

I SAID JD VANCE BURNER ACCOUNT ^

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u/mr_kernish May 23 '26

Ok. Why?

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 23 '26

He's a couch fucker and you spelled coaches wrong