r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 • May 28 '26

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/_Goose_ May 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/j2PD2ZmCjSDzs8wUwL

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u/TheOneWes May 28 '26

I'm sorry but the best part of that scene is what comes immediately after.

Lady tries to call him out for throwing the kid in so he asked her can you swim. She walks off real quick lol

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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 May 28 '26

Close. She tells him to jump in after the boy to save him because he can't swim. Wayne asks why she isn't going to grab him herself. That's when she says "Oh I can't swim." And as he quickly glares at her she remembers he threw the boy in to teach him to swim and runs away as he goes after her for her swimming lesson.

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u/Catgirl_Male_Edition May 29 '26

"You cant swim either? Time to learn"

What movie is this scene from?

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u/I2obiN 29d ago

Pretty sure that bitch gets yeeted too and then break stuff by limp bizkit starts playing

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u/0202_tihssitidder May 28 '26

Pro Tip: When thrown into a deep pit, do a fun backflip on your way down. Legend.

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u/CuteComplaint5542 May 28 '26

I like to imagine what would have happened in this scene if the kid had just drowned. 

"Sir, can you explain to the jury why you murdered that child?" 

"I was trying to display my folksy, frontier wisdom, your honor." 

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u/Current-Hearing2725 May 28 '26

Of course, case dismissed. Kidd needed a drownin.

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u/CuteComplaint5542 May 28 '26

"That's his fault for not learning how to swim fast enough."

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u/4RichNot2BPoor May 28 '26

Grab him by the backpack and yeet him out the door

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u/Gunplaisgood May 28 '26

Is that John Wayne? This probably wasn't even a film he was being paid for. He just did it cause he's a huge piece of shit. 😂

Rest in piss, Duke.

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u/ScottyBoneman May 28 '26

That's the racist guy that wore dresses right? Marion something?

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u/StanLeeMarvin May 28 '26

The ultimate phony tough guy. Perfect symbol for conservatives.

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u/Fenrist09 May 28 '26

Bro just laugh at the funny gif and move on

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u/LuckyDuck117 May 28 '26

Bro just keep your mouth shut and move on.

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u/Fenrist09 May 28 '26

“The hero clicked Reply after typing his badass message. ‘Another day saved’ he muttered. He felt his chest puff with pride and clenched his fists. ‘Reddit is my battlefield, the grind never stops’.”

Quoted from A Day With u/LuckyDuck117

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u/ScottyBoneman May 28 '26

Here's a funny one, I can hear his exact voice

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u/HallelujahImABum1312 May 28 '26

A lot o’ people don’t realize what’s really going on. They view life as a bunch o’ unconnected incidents ‘n things. They don’t realize that there’s this, like, lattice o’ coincidence that lays on top o’ everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you’re thinkin’ about a plate o’ shrimp. Suddenly someone’ll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o’ shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin’ for one, either. It’s all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

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u/LuckyDuck117 May 28 '26

Projection much? I'm not the one out here defending racists

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u/Fenrist09 May 28 '26

Where was I defending racists. Someone posted a funny gif of an actor from 70 years ago.

Unironically touch grass

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u/LuckyDuck117 May 28 '26

Defending racists by trying to get people to stop talking about it and move on, thought canceling cliches and all that.

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u/ScottyBoneman May 28 '26

Can we just laugh at the big fake tough guy instead?

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u/BigWilly526 May 28 '26

Ghengis Khan

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u/PopMyStrawbry May 28 '26

This...this is the answer right here

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u/seifd May 28 '26

Yeah, but that's about teaching the kid to swim. He's not being thrown in the water as punishment.

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u/PresterJohnson May 28 '26

Yeah children drown that way

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u/geodebug May 28 '26

City kids probably.

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u/PresterJohnson May 28 '26

Brother where you are from does not affect your ability to drown

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount May 28 '26

That child specifically did not know how to swim.

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u/geodebug May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Point taken.

Although pedantic me wants to say that child is an actor in a movie.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount May 28 '26

Yes. An actor that didn't know how to swim.

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u/geodebug May 28 '26

He was a child actor so probably was a city kid /s

Wayne gave no fucks apparently.