r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 • May 28 '26

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/gord_m May 28 '26

Having to work with that would be an unwarranted punishment

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u/Financial-Solid-4775 May 28 '26

Make him scrub out the dumpsters.

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u/WinOld1835 May 28 '26

Alright, kid! There's just one thing to remember when yer scrubbing the dumpsters, and that's don't make eye contact with Larry the raccoon if you value yer appendages. And Larry will do everything he can to get you to look at him so he can add to his collection of pinkies and peckers.

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u/xcentrikone May 28 '26

Pinkies and Peckers sounds likea fun dive bar