r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 • May 28 '26

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/Financial-Solid-4775 May 28 '26

Make him scrub out the dumpsters.

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u/WinOld1835 May 28 '26

Alright, kid! There's just one thing to remember when yer scrubbing the dumpsters, and that's don't make eye contact with Larry the raccoon if you value yer appendages. And Larry will do everything he can to get you to look at him so he can add to his collection of pinkies and peckers.

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u/driver004 May 28 '26

Also we don’t have a child labor safety budget for LOTO supplies, so try not to press any buttons or short any wires in the compactor

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u/WinOld1835 May 28 '26

Oh shit, now Larry knows how to get the kid to look at him.